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Welcome to Souls!


<help soul>
Souls not only allows you to express your feelings in the present room, but also to other players across the mud, or even other realms of the 3Kingdoms universe. There are also features that allow you to express your feelings to everyone in the current room. For example, to hug everyone in the room, just type 'hug all' rather than typing in each name individually.


help soul - This screen
help feelings - More help on the soul
<feeling> all - Express <feeling> to everyone in room
trs - help trs for more
soulhist - recalls the last 15 feelings done to you (help soulhist)
soul <letter> - lists all feelings beginning with <letter>
newsoul <idea> - submits an <idea> for a new feeling
soulnew - lists new feelings within the last two weeks
soulnew <#> - lists new feelings within the last <#> days
soul off - temporarily disables all your feelings
 This is handy if you suspect that a soul emote is conflicting with another action
soul on - guess

To send souls across different realms, use the @ symbol.
For example: 'grin barnaby@3s'

See also: feelings, newsoul, soulhist, trs.





High Mortal

<help emoteto>
SYNTAX: emoteto <player> <message>

The 'emoteto' command is a High Mortal power. It allows you to send a customized emote to another player anywhere on the mud.
See also: emote, feelings, highmortal, soul.

Learn more about quests here.

Medals


<help medals>
Name Pts ID

Soul Man

Description:
To prove you've got soul, utilize at least one soul from each letter of the alphabet in a single login.

Location:
Mud (anywhere)

Locrian's Category:
Unique

Medal of Soul Man




1.0000000010

10
soul
Learn more about medals here.




Souls List

Soul Name and Example : Click for more details

37

You exclaim '37!!' to everyone.

SYNTAX: 37
YOUR VIEW: You exclaim '37!!' to everyone.
ROOM VIEW: Jaeger exclaims '37!!'.
SYNTAX <target>: You tell Jaeger: 37?? In a row?!
TARGET VIEW: Jaeger tells you: 37?? In a row?!
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN? It's a reference from the movie, 'Clerks'.



558

You scream out 'FOIVE FOIVE AAYT!'

SYNTAX: 558
YOUR VIEW: You scream out 'FOIVE FOIVE AAYT!'
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You scream 'FOIVE FOIVE AAYT' at Jaeger.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian screams 'FOIVE FOIVE AAYT' at you.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN? From an old OMP, it was a winning raffle ticket #.



aa

You go 'AaAaAaAaaaaaaAAaaaaAaAaaaaaA!!!!!!!!'.

SYNTAX: aa
YOUR VIEW: You go 'AaAaAaAaaaaaaAAaaaaAaAaaaaaA!!!!!!!!'.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You go 'AaaaaaaaAAaAaAAAAAaAAaaaAAAAAaaAAAaAaAa!!!!!!!!' at Jaeger. In honor of the priest guild's most famous idler and flapbot.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian goes 'AaaaaaaaAAaAaAAAAAaAAaaaAAAAAaaAAAaAaAa!!!!!!!!' at you. In honor of the priest guild's most famous idler and flapbot.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN? There is a mudder named Aa.



abduct

You look around for someone to abduct.

SYNTAX: abduct
YOUR VIEW: You look around for someone to abduct.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You abduct Jaeger for some alien probing.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian abducts you for some alien probing.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



accuse

You look around for someone to accuse.

SYNTAX: accuse
YOUR VIEW: You look around for someone to accuse.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You accuse Jaeger.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian accuses you.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



ack

Thppppt!!!

SYNTAX: ack
YOUR VIEW: Thppppt!!!
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You ack at Jaeger.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian acks at you.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN? (short for acknowledge) is fired in response to a ping, but could also just be a noise of surprise/disgust and potentially as a Bloom County reference; but it's probably just there because of ping.



ackbar

You gasp and wave your flippers!

SYNTAX: ackbar
YOUR VIEW: You gasp and wave your flippers!
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You tell Jaeger, "Admiral, we have enemy ships in sector 3-7!"
TARGET VIEW: Locrian tells you, "Admiral, we have enemy ships in sector 3-7!"
You say: It's a TRAP!
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN? In reference to the Star Wars character, Admiral Ackbar.



acp

You stand in your Anti-Christ pose for all to see.

SYNTAX: acp
YOUR VIEW: You stand in your Anti-Christ pose for all to see.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You stare at Locrian in your best Anti-Christ pose.
TARGET VIEW: Jaeger stares at you in his best Anti-Christ pose.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN? A play on the Jesus Christ soul, 'jc', which may be in reference to the Jesus Christ Pose song by Soundgarden which came out in 1991.



adalius

You chug a bottle of vodka then do the humpty dance!

SYNTAX: adalius
YOUR VIEW: You chug a bottle of vodka then do the humpty dance!
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You chug a bottle of vodka then do the humpty dance!
TARGET VIEW: Jaeger chugs a bottle of vodka then does the humpty dance for you!
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN? At the Baltimore OMP gathering around 2002, Adalius, 19 at the time, drank too much vodka (says he almost died).
WHAT'S THE LESSON HERE? Don't give alcohol to minors.



adalius2

SYNTAX: adalius2
YOUR VIEW:
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You point at Jaeger's chest and gasp.
Jaeger tells you: YES THEY'RE REAL!
TARGET VIEW: Jaeger points at your chest and gasps!
Jaeger grabs his boobies tight!
You tell Jaeger: YES THEY'RE REAL!
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN? At the Pittsburgh OMP, around 2003 or 2004, Dalandra and her sister came from Australia and her sister was a bit heavy up top so it became a joke where when she'd walk in, Adalius would gasp and point (she was in on it).



admire

You admire everyone. No, really.

SYNTAX: admire
YOUR VIEW: You admire everyone. No, really.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: From afar, you admire Heimdall. No, really.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian admires you. No, really.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



adore

You adore everyone.

SYNTAX: adore
YOUR VIEW: You adore everyone.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You look adoringly at Jaeger.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian looks at you adoringly.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



agree

You agree.

SYNTAX: agree
YOUR VIEW: You agree.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You agree with Jaeger.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian agrees with you.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



aguitar

You wail away on your air guitar! We're not worthy!!!

SYNTAX: aguitar
YOUR VIEW: You wail away on your air guitar! We're not worthy!!!
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You wail on your air guitar for Jaeger!!
TARGET VIEW: Locrian wails on her air guitar for you! You melt!
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



ah

Ahhh!!!

SYNTAX: ah
YOUR VIEW: Ahhh!!!
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: From afar, you go: Ahhh!!! to Heimdall.
TARGET VIEW: Valkyrja goes Ahhh!!! to you.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



ahhah

Ah Hah!

SYNTAX: ahhah
YOUR VIEW: Ah Hah!
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You go: Ah Hah! to Jaeger.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian goes Ah Hah! to you.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



air5

You air-five the air, huh?

SYNTAX: air5
YOUR VIEW: You air-five the air, huh?
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You give Jaeger an air-five!
TARGET VIEW: Locrian gives you an air-five!
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



alien

You act like an alien.

SYNTAX: alien
YOUR VIEW: You act like an alien.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You take Jaeger's alien.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian takes your alien. You never get over it. Ever.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



allhail

You put on your best stereotypical witch voice and cackle:

SYNTAX: allhail
YOUR VIEW: You put on your best stereotypical witch voice and cackle:
All hail Macbeth, hail to thee Thane of Glamis.
All hail Macbeth, hail to thee Thane of Cawdor.
All hail Macbeth, that shalt be King hereafter.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You put on your best stereotypical witch voice and cackle:
All hail Jaeger, hail to thee Thane of Glamis.
All hail Jaeger, hail to thee Thane of Cawdor.
All hail Jaeger, that shalt be King hereafter.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian cackles like a bad stage witch:
All hail Jaeger, hail to thee Thane of Glamis.
All hail Jaeger, hail to thee Thane of Cawdor.
All hail Jaeger, that shalt be King hereafter.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



amen

You go: Amen!

SYNTAX: amen
YOUR VIEW: You go: Amen!
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You ask Bruthah Jaeger for an AMEN!
TARGET VIEW: Locrian asks: Can ai-yah have an AMEN Bruthah Jaeger?!
You say: AMEN Sistah Locrian!
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



Amish

You don a set of overalls, pull out your pitchfork, and go Amish!

SYNTAX: amish
YOUR VIEW: You don a set of overalls, pull out your pitchfork, and go Amish!
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You don a pair of overalls, pull out your pitchfork and go Amish on Jaeger!
TARGET VIEW: Locrian dons a pair of overalls, pulls out her pitchfork, and goes Amish on you!
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



annoy

You annoy everyone in the room with a boring speech.

SYNTAX: annoy
YOUR VIEW: You annoy everyone in the room with a boring speech.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You annoy Jaeger with a boring speech.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian annoys you with a rather long, boring speech.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



Aol

You pretend you're from AOL and exclaim: ME TOO!!!!

SYNTAX: aol
YOUR VIEW: You pretend you're from AOL and exclaim: ME TOO!!!!
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You pretend you're from AOL and exclaim 'ME TOO!!!!' at Jaeger.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian pretends she's from AOL and exclaims 'ME TOO!!!!' at you.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



apologize

You apologize to everyone in the room.

SYNTAX: apologize
YOUR VIEW: You apologize to everyone in the room.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You apologize to Jaeger.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian apologizes to you.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



applaud

You applaud wholeheartedly.

SYNTAX: applaud
YOUR VIEW: You applaud wholeheartedly.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You applaud Jaeger wholeheartedly.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian applauds you wholeheartedly.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



appreciate

You are very appreciative.

SYNTAX: appreciate
YOUR VIEW: You are very appreciative.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You show your appreciation to Jaeger.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian is very appreciative of you.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



apu

You say: Welcome to the Quickie Mart, please come again.

SYNTAX: apu
YOUR VIEW: You say: Welcome to the Quickie Mart, please come again.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You tell Jaeger: Welcome to the Quickie Mart, please come again.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian tells you: Welcome to the Quickie Mart, please come again.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



argh

You flail your arms in the air and scream, 'AAAARRRRGGGGHHH!!!!'

SYNTAX: argh
YOUR VIEW: You flail your arms in the air and scream, 'AAAARRRRGGGGHHH!!!!'
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You go, 'AAARRRGGGHHH!!!!' at Jaeger.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian goes, 'AAARRRGGGHHH!!!!' at you.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



arr

You go 'ARrRRrRrRrRrRRrRRRrRrRrrrRRrRRRr!!!!!!!!' like a smelly pirate.

SYNTAX: arr
YOUR VIEW: You go 'ARrRRrRrRrRrRRrRRRrRrRrrrRRrRRRr!!!!!!!!' like a smelly pirate.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You go 'ARrRrrRRrRRrrRrRrRrRRRRRrR!!!!!!!!' like a salty pirate at Jaeger.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian goes 'ARrRrrRRrRRrrRrRrRrRRRRRrR!!!!!!!!' like a toothless pirate at you.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



assimilate

You say: Resistance is futile.

SYNTAX: assimilate
YOUR VIEW: You say: Resistance is futile.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You assimilate Jaeger into the Borg collective.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian assimilates you into the Borg collective.

You say: Resistance is futile!
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



asskick

You kick ass.

SYNTAX: asskick
YOUR VIEW: You kick ass.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You kick Jaeger's ass all around the room.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian kicks your ass all around the room.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



asskick2

You say: I'm just saying it must suck to get your butt kicked by a girl, That's all.

SYNTAX: asskick2
YOUR VIEW: You say: I'm just saying it must suck to get your butt kicked by a girl, That's all.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You ask Jaeger what the hell he is talking about.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian asks you what the hell you are talking about.

You say: I'm just saying it must suck to get your butt kicked by a girl, Locrian. That's all.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



assy

You are assy to everyone, you jerk.

SYNTAX: assy
YOUR VIEW: You are assy to everyone, you jerk.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You are totally assy to Jaeger, you jerk.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian is totally assy to you, what a jerk.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



attention

You scream, 'Pay attention to me!'

SYNTAX: attention
YOUR VIEW: You scream, 'Pay attention to me!'
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You scream, 'Pay attention to me!' at Jaeger.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian screams 'Pay attention to me!' at you.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



aussie

You say "G'day" to everyone in your alluring Aussie accent.

SYNTAX: aussie
YOUR VIEW: You say "G'day" to everyone in your alluring Aussie accent.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You dazzle Jaeger with your alluring Aussie accent.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian dazzles you with her alluring Aussie accent.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



aussie2

You show everyone your alluring Aussie floppy perm.

SYNTAX: aussie2
YOUR VIEW: You show everyone your alluring Aussie floppy perm.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You dazzle Jaeger with your alluring Aussie floppy perm.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian dazzles you with her alluring Aussie floppy perm.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



austin

You say: I put the 'grr' in swinger baby, yeah!

SYNTAX: austin
YOUR VIEW: You say: I put the 'grr' in swinger baby, yeah!
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You ask Jaeger if you make him horny.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian asks you: Do I make you horny baby? Do I?
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



authoritah

Your authoritah needs respect.

SYNTAX: authoritah
YOUR VIEW: Your authoritah needs respect.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You whip out your nightstick and teach Jaeger to respect your authoritah!
You say: Aren't you that little fat ki--OUCH!
TARGET VIEW: Locrian whips out her nightstick and teaches you to respect her authoritah!
You say: Ow! Stoppit! Leave my ass alone!

WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



awe

You are in awe.

SYNTAX: awe
YOUR VIEW: You are in awe.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You awe at Jaeger.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian awes at you.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



awesome

You proclaim your total awesomeness.

SYNTAX: awesome
YOUR VIEW: You proclaim your total awesomeness.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You think Jaeger is totally awesome!
TARGET VIEW: Locrian thinks you are totally awesome!
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



awful

You have an idea! A terrible, wonderful, awful idea!

SYNTAX: awful
YOUR VIEW: You have an idea! A terrible, wonderful, awful idea!
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: From afar, you have an idea! A terrible, wonderful, awful idea!
TARGET VIEW: Jaeger has an idea! A terrible, wonderful, awful idea!
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



ayt

You wonder if anyone's there.

SYNTAX: ayt
YOUR VIEW: You wonder if anyone's there.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You wave your hand in Jaeger's face, and try to get some attention.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian waves a hand in front of your face to see if you're there.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



azazel

You moan: Braaaainnnnsss!

SYNTAX: azazel
YOUR VIEW: You moan: Braaaainnnnsss!
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: From afar, you moan to Heimdall: Braaaainnnnnsssss!
TARGET VIEW: Locrian moans to you: Braaaainnnnnsssss!
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



Babble

You babble on and on and on and on.

SYNTAX: babble
YOUR VIEW: You babble on and on and on and on.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You babble on and on and on and on at Jaeger.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian babbles on and on and on and on at you.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



Babblev

You babble on endlessly like Vraal.

SYNTAX: babblev
YOUR VIEW: You babble on endlessly like Vraal.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You babble on endlessly like Vraal to Jaeger.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian babbles on endlessly like Vraal to you! ARGH!
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



Babs

You look around for your peeps!

SYNTAX: babs
YOUR VIEW: You look around for your peeps!
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You tell Jaeger, 'You are my peeps! Except when you aren't. Got me?'
TARGET VIEW: Locrian tells you, 'You are my peeps! Except when you aren't. Got me?'
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



Backhand

You look around for someone to backhand.

SYNTAX: backhand
YOUR VIEW: You look around for someone to backhand.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You sneer as you backhand Jaeger across the face.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian sneers as she backhands you across the face!
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



Backrub

You look around for someone's back to rub.

SYNTAX: backrub
YOUR VIEW: You look around for someone's back to rub.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You give Jaeger a gentle back rub. He sighs happily.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian gives you a gentle backrub. You sigh happily.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



Bacon

You slice out a chunk of your belly to make some bacon.

SYNTAX: bacon
YOUR VIEW: You slice out a chunk of your belly to make some bacon.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You wrap Jaeger in bacon like a stalk of asparagus.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian wraps you in bacon like a stalk of asparagus.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



Badger

You go, "Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger..."

SYNTAX: badger
YOUR VIEW: You go, "Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger..."
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You sing to Jaeger, "Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger..."
TARGET VIEW: Locrian sings to you, "Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger..."
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



Bah

You look around in disgust and mutter 'Bah!'

SYNTAX: bah
YOUR VIEW: You look around in disgust and mutter 'Bah!'
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You look at Jaeger in disgust and go 'Bah!'
TARGET VIEW: Locrian looks at you in disgust and goes 'Bah!'
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



Balls

SYNTAX: balls
YOUR VIEW: You pull out a big tub of puddin and yell, 'I wanna dip my BAAAAALLLLSS in it!
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You pull out a big tub of puddin and yell, 'I wanna dip my BAAAAALLLLSS in it!' at Locrian.
TARGET VIEW: Jaeger pulls out a big tub of puddin and yells, 'I wanna dip my BAAAALLLLSS in it!' at you.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



Banana

You look around for someone to throw a banana at.

SYNTAX: banana
YOUR VIEW: You look around for someone to throw a banana at.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You throw a banana like a boomerang at Jaeger.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian throws a banana like a boomerang at you!

Various responses:
You say: Like a broken air conditioner, that is not cool
You say: DUDE! NOT cool!
You say: If that was sold in the 70's, it would be sold as 'faux' cool
You say: Coolness is an acquired taste, and I ain't tasting you
You say: I wish that was like me, cool, but it wasn't
You say: Cool is something that was not

WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



Bang

You shoot yourself. <BANG!>

SYNTAX: bang
YOUR VIEW: You shoot yourself. <BANG!>
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You hold a pistol at Jaeger...BANG!
TARGET VIEW: Jaeger holds a pistol at you....BANG!
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



Bark

You bark.

SYNTAX: bark
YOUR VIEW: You bark.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You bark at Jaeger.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian barks at you.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



Base

We get signal!

SYNTAX: base
YOUR VIEW: We get signal!
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You tell Jaeger that all their base are belong to us.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian tells you that all your base are belong to them.

You say: Somebody set up us the bomb!
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



Batcave

You run around in circles screaming 'To the Batcave'!

SYNTAX: batcave
YOUR VIEW: You run around in circles screaming 'To the Batcave'!
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You inform Jaeger just where to go.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian informs you just where you should go.

You say: To the Batcave!!
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



Batman

You say: Hello citizen. I'm Batman. Would you care to be my...sidekick?

SYNTAX: batman
YOUR VIEW: You say: Hello citizen. I'm Batman. Would you care to be my...sidekick?
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You tell Jaeger, "Hello Jaeger. I'm Batman. Would you care to be my...sidekick?"
TARGET VIEW: Jaeger tells you, "Hello Jaeger. I'm Batman. Would you care to be my... sidekick?"

You say: Only if I get to drive the Batmobile.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



Batman2

You say: Cannot......reach.......utility......belt......

SYNTAX: batman2
YOUR VIEW: You say: Cannot......reach.......utility......belt......
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You ask Jaeger, "Would you like to ride with Batman?"
TARGET VIEW: Jaeger asks you, "Would you like to ride with Batman?"

You say: Do you have cup holders in the Batmobile?
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



Bawl

You bawl like a baby.

SYNTAX: bawl
YOUR VIEW: You bawl like a baby.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You bawl like a baby at Jaeger.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian bawls like a baby at you.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



Bay

You look for someone to bay.

SYNTAX: bay
YOUR VIEW: You look for someone to bay.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You find an open spot on Jaeger's back and baaayyy!!
TARGET VIEW: Jaeger finds an open spot on your back and baaaayyys you!!

You say: DAMN THAT HURTS!!!!
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



Bbkiss

You give yourself a big sloppy kiss... In a Bugs Bunny sort of way.

SYNTAX: bbkiss
YOUR VIEW: You give yourself a big sloppy kiss... In a Bugs Bunny sort of way.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You give Jaeger a big sloppy kiss... In a Bugs Bunny sort of way.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian gives you a big sloppy kiss... In a Bugs Bunny sort of way.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



Bbl

You tell everyone that you'll be back later.

SYNTAX: bbl
YOUR VIEW: You tell everyone that you'll be back later.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You tell Locrian that you'll be back later.
TARGET VIEW: Jaeger tells you that he'll be back later.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



Bbooty

You do the Big Booty dance.

SYNTAX: bbooty
YOUR VIEW: You do the Big Booty dance.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You do the Big Booty dance for Locrian.
TARGET VIEW: Jaeger does the Big Booty dance for you.
You say: SEND IN THE BIG BOOTIED HOS!!!
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



Bcake

You say: Beefcake... BEEFCAKE!

SYNTAX: bcake
YOUR VIEW: You say: Beefcake... BEEFCAKE!
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You ask Jaeger if there's anything that they'd like to say to the people out there.
TARGET VIEW: Jaeger asks you if there's anything you'd like to say to the people out there.

You say: Follow your dreams. You can reach your goals. I'm living proof.
Beefcake... BEEFCAKE!
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



Bdance

You push everyone aside and start breakdancing!

SYNTAX: bdance
YOUR VIEW: You push everyone aside and start breakdancing!
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You push Locrian aside and start breakdancing!
TARGET VIEW: Jaeger pushes you aside and starts breakdancing!
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



Beam

You beam complete happy radiance.

SYNTAX: beam
YOUR VIEW: You beam complete happy radiance.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You beam complete happy radiance at Locrian.
TARGET VIEW: Jaeger beams complete happy radiance at you.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



Bearhug

You give yourself a bearhug.

SYNTAX: bearhug
YOUR VIEW: You give yourself a bearhug.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You give Jaeger a great big bearhug.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian gives you a great big bearhug!
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



Beat

You beat yourself like a red-headed, trailer park step-child.

SYNTAX: beat
YOUR VIEW: You beat yourself like a red-headed, trailer park step-child.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You beat Jaeger like a red-headed, trailer park step-child.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian beats you like a red-headed, trailer park step-child.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



Beckon

You beckon everyone.

SYNTAX: beckon
YOUR VIEW: You beckon everyone.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You beckon Jaeger.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian beckons you.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



Beckon2

Whom do you wish to beckon2?

SYNTAX: beckon2
YOUR VIEW: Whom do you wish to beckon2?
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You beckon Jaeger with a curl of your index finger.
After he arrives, you suggestively say:
"If I can make you come with just one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole body..." *wink*
TARGET VIEW: Locrian beckons you with only the curl of an index finger.
After you arrive, you are greeted by the suggestive phrase:
"If I can make you come with just one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole body..." *wink*
You say: Is it warm in here or is it just me? *whew*
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



Beef

You blankly ask: Where's the beef?

SYNTAX: beef
YOUR VIEW: You blankly ask: Where's the beef?
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You blankly ask Jaeger: Where's the beef?
TARGET VIEW: Locrian blankly asks you: Where's the beef?
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



Beep

You beep your nose. (Beep!, Beep!)

SYNTAX: beep
YOUR VIEW: You beep your nose. (Beep!, Beep!)
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You beep Jaeger's nose. (Beep!, Beep!)
TARGET VIEW: Locrian beeps your nose. (Beep!, Beep!)
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



beep2

You beep around.

SYNTAX: beep2
YOUR VIEW: You beep around.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You make Jaeger beep like a toy.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian makes you beep like a toy!
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



beepd

You beep like crazy.

SYNTAX: beepd
YOUR VIEW: You beep like crazy.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You assault Jaeger with your expertise in beeping nose.
You make Jaeger beep like a toy.
You honk Jaeger's nose. HONK HONK!
You beep Jaeger's nose. (Beep!, Beep!)
You make Jaeger beep like a toy.
You honk Jaeger's nose. HONK HONK!
TARGET VIEW: Locrian assaults you with his expertise in beeping nose.
Locrian makes you beep like a toy!
Locrian honks your nose. HONK HONK!
Locrian beeps your nose. (Beep!, Beep!)
Locrian makes you beep like a toy!
Locrian honks your nose. HONK HONK!
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



beeplies

You beep everyone's nose with several beeplies.

SYNTAX: beeplies
YOUR VIEW: You beep everyone's nose with several beeplies.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You go up to Jaeger and give him lots of beeplies.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian comes up to you and gives you lots of beeplies.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



beer

You beer everyone.

SYNTAX: beer
YOUR VIEW: You beer everyone.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You beer the Jaeger.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian beers you.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



beg

You beg.

SYNTAX: beg
YOUR VIEW: You beg.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You beg Jaeger.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian begs you.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



belch

You belch.

SYNTAX: belch
YOUR VIEW: You belch.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You belch at Jaeger.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian belches at you.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



believe

You believe, man.

SYNTAX: believe
YOUR VIEW: You believe, man.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You believe Jaeger, really you do.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian believes you, really she does.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



belly

You are so hungry you could eat a baby.

SYNTAX: belly
YOUR VIEW: You are so hungry you could eat a baby.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You look at Jaeger threateningly and yell 'GET IN MAH BELLY!'
TARGET VIEW: Locrian looks at you threateningly and yells 'GET IN MAH BELLY!'
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



bfd

You exclaim: Big F****** Deal.

SYNTAX: bfd
YOUR VIEW: You exclaim: Big F****** Deal.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You exclaim: Big F****** Deal, Jaeger.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian exclaims: Big F****** Deal, Jaeger.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



birch

You beat yourself with birch twigs.

SYNTAX: birch
YOUR VIEW: You beat yourself with birch twigs.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You beat Jaeger with birch twigs to stimulate his circulation.
TARGET VIEW: Malice beats you with birch twigs to stimulate your circulation. You want more.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



birthday

You wish everyone a happy birthday!

SYNTAX: birthday
YOUR VIEW: You wish everyone a happy birthday!
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You wish Jaeger a happy birthday! Woo!
TARGET VIEW: Malice wishes you a happy birthday! Woo!
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



bitch

Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch....

SYNTAX: bitch
YOUR VIEW: Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch....
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You bitch to Jaeger about how miserable your life is.
TARGET VIEW: Malice bitches to you about how miserable his life is.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



bite

You bite your lip.

SYNTAX: bite
YOUR VIEW: You bite your lip.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You bite Jaeger on the leg.
TARGET VIEW: Malice bites you on the leg!!!
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



bkiss

You blow a kiss into the air.

SYNTAX: bkiss
YOUR VIEW: You blow a kiss into the air.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You blow a kiss to Jaeger.
TARGET VIEW: Malice blows you a kiss.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



blah

You go 'qn14yh2ljli2okf,iy21i)z.??l'

SYNTAX: blah
YOUR VIEW: You go 'qn14yh2ljli2okf,iy21i)z.??l'
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You go '?[jfyzve03{3]3.qy83u2e8(gzzd7kt0)4' at Jaeger.
TARGET VIEW: Malice goes '?[jfyzve03{3]3.qy83u2e8(gzzd7kt0)4' at you.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



blame

You blame yourself for everything.

SYNTAX: blame
YOUR VIEW: You blame yourself for everything.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You blame Jaeger.
TARGET VIEW: Malice blames you.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



blameme

You want people to blame you.

SYNTAX: blameme
YOUR VIEW: You want people to blame you.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You ask Jaeger: Do you really want to know why?
TARGET VIEW: Malice asks you: Do you really want to know why?
You say: As long as you don't blame me.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



blank

You look entirely blank.

SYNTAX: blank
YOUR VIEW: You look entirely blank.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You give Jaeger a blank look.
TARGET VIEW: Malice gives you a blank look.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



blaw

You go 'Breakin the law! Breakin the law!'

SYNTAX: blaw
YOUR VIEW: You go 'Breakin the law! Breakin the law!'
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You go 'Breakin the law! Breakin the law!' at Jaeger.
TARGET VIEW: Malice goes 'Breakin the law! Breakin the law!' at you.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



blazen

You pretend you are Blazen and go 'WHEE!!!'

SYNTAX: blazen
YOUR VIEW: You pretend you are Blazen and go 'WHEE!!!'
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You pretend you are Blazen and go 'WHEE!!!' at Jaeger.
TARGET VIEW: Malice pretends he is Blazen and goes 'WHEE!!!' at you.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



blbl

You run your finger up and down your lips, making a 'blblbl' noise.

SYNTAX: blbl
YOUR VIEW: You run your finger up and down your lips, making a 'blblbl' noise.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You run your finger up and down your lips, making a 'blblbl' noise at Jaeger.
TARGET VIEW: Malice runs his finger up and down his lips, making a 'blblbl' noise at you.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



bleed

You begin to bleed.

SYNTAX: bleed
YOUR VIEW: You begin to bleed.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You bleed on Jaeger. Ewww!
TARGET VIEW: Locrian bleeds on you. Ewww!
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



bless

You perform a blessing.

SYNTAX: bless
YOUR VIEW: You perform a blessing.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You bless Jaeger.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian blesses you.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



bling

You use the word 'bling' and look like a freaking idiot.

SYNTAX: bling
YOUR VIEW: You use the word 'bling' and look like a freaking idiot.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You use the word 'bling' and look like a freaking idiot at Jaeger.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian uses the word 'bling' and looks like a freaking idiot at you.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



blunder

You blunder aimlessly about the room.

SYNTAX: blunder
YOUR VIEW: You blunder aimlessly about the room.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You blunder headlong into Jaeger! KLUTZ!!
TARGET VIEW: Locrian blunders headlong into you! What a KLUTZ!!
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



blush

Your cheeks turn rosy pink!

SYNTAX: blush
YOUR VIEW: Your cheeks turn rosy pink!
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You blush at Jaeger.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian blushes like a sunset at you.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



blutcha

You scream BLUTCHA!

SYNTAX: blutcha
YOUR VIEW: You scream BLUTCHA!
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You shout BLUTCHA at Jaeger!
TARGET VIEW: Locrian shouts BLUTCHA at you!
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



boeredans

You do the Sakkie Sakkie Boeredans!

SYNTAX: boeredans
YOUR VIEW: You do the Sakkie Sakkie Boeredans!
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You do the Sakkie Sakkie Boeredans with Jaeger!
TARGET VIEW: Malice does the Sakkie Sakkie Boeredans with you!
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



bog

You bog your head.

SYNTAX: bog
YOUR VIEW: You bog your head.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You bog your head at Jaeger.
TARGET VIEW: Malice bogs at you.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



boggle

You boggle at the concept.

SYNTAX: boggle
YOUR VIEW: You boggle at the concept.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You boggle at Jaeger.
TARGET VIEW: Malice boggles at you.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



bogleg

You bogleg.

SYNTAX: bogleg
YOUR VIEW: You bogleg.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You bogleg at Jaeger.
TARGET VIEW: Malice boglegs at you.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



bok

You go, 'Bok'.

SYNTAX: bok
YOUR VIEW: You go, 'Bok'.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You go, 'Bok' at Jaeger.
TARGET VIEW: Malice goes, 'Bok' at you.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



bokbok

You go, 'Bok Bok'.

SYNTAX: bokbok
YOUR VIEW: You go, 'Bok Bok'.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You go, 'Bok Bok' at Jaeger.
TARGET VIEW: Malice goes, 'Bok Bok' at you.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



bokbokbok

You go, 'Bok Bok Bok'.

SYNTAX: bokbokbok
YOUR VIEW: You go, 'Bok Bok Bok'.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You go, 'Bok Bok Bok' at Jaeger.
TARGET VIEW: Malice goes, 'Bok Bok Bok' at you.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



bokd

You bok like a crazy chicken.
You go, 'Bok Bok Bok'.
You go, 'Bok Bok'.
You go, 'Bok Bok'.
You go, 'Bok'.
You go, 'Bok Bok Bok'.
You go, 'Bok'.
You go, 'Bok Bok Bok'.
You go, 'Bok Bok'.

SYNTAX: bokd
YOUR VIEW: You bok like a crazy chicken.
You go, 'Bok Bok Bok'.
You go, 'Bok Bok'.
You go, 'Bok Bok'.
You go, 'Bok'.
You go, 'Bok Bok Bok'.
You go, 'Bok'.
You go, 'Bok Bok Bok'.
You go, 'Bok Bok'.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You vehemently call Jaeger a chicken!!!
You go, 'Bok Bok' at Jaeger.
You go, 'Bok' at Jaeger.
You go, 'Bok' at Jaeger.
You go, 'Bok' at Jaeger.
You go, 'Bok Bok' at Jaeger.
You go, 'Bok Bok' at Jaeger.
You go, 'Bok Bok' at Jaeger.
TARGET VIEW: Malice vehemently calls you a chicken!!!
Malice goes, 'Bok Bok' at you.
Malice goes, 'Bok' at you.
Malice goes, 'Bok' at you.
Malice goes, 'Bok' at you.
Malice goes, 'Bok Bok' at you.
Malice goes, 'Bok Bok' at you.
Malice goes, 'Bok Bok' at you.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



bonk

You bonk yourself on the head.

SYNTAX: bonk
YOUR VIEW: You bonk yourself on the head.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You bonk Jaeger on the head.
TARGET VIEW: Malice bonks you on the head.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



boo

You boo.

SYNTAX: boo
YOUR VIEW: You boo.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You boo Jaeger.
TARGET VIEW: Malice boos you.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



boo2

You scream, Go for the eyes! Go for the eyes!!!

SYNTAX: boo2
YOUR VIEW: You scream, Go for the eyes! Go for the eyes!!!
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You scream, Go for the eyes Jaeger! Go for the eyes!!!
TARGET VIEW: Malice screams at you, Go for the eyes Jaeger! Go for the eyes!!!
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



boo3

You boo.

SYNTAX: boo3
YOUR VIEW: You boo.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You go 'Boo!!!' at Jaeger.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian goes 'Boo!!!' at you.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



boob

You puff up big and scream, 'You are such a BOOB!!'

SYNTAX: boob
YOUR VIEW: You puff up big and scream, 'You are such a BOOB!!'
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You scream, 'Jaeger, you are such a BOOB!!!'
TARGET VIEW: Locrian screams at you, 'Jaeger, you are such a BOOB!!!'
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



boobies

You puff up big and scream, 'BOOBIES!!'

SYNTAX: boobies
YOUR VIEW: You puff up big and scream, 'BOOBIES!!'
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You scream at Jaeger, 'BOOBIES!!!'
TARGET VIEW: Heimdall screams at you, 'BOOBIES!!!'
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



boogie

You boogie.

SYNTAX: boogie
YOUR VIEW: You boogie.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You boogie with Jaeger.
TARGET VIEW: Jaeger boogies with you.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



boop

You boop your nose. BOOP!

SYNTAX: boop
YOUR VIEW: You boop your nose. BOOP!
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You boop Jaeger's nose. (BOOP!)
TARGET VIEW: Locrian boops your nose. (BOOP!)
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



boot

You spit shine your boots.

SYNTAX: boot
YOUR VIEW: You spit shine your boots.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You boot Jaeger out the door.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian boots you out the door.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



bootlip

You point at your bootlip.

SYNTAX: bootlip
YOUR VIEW: You point at your bootlip.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You point at Jaeger's bootlip.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian points at your bootlip.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



booty

You shake shake shake your booty.

SYNTAX: booty
YOUR VIEW: You shake shake shake your booty.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You shake shake shake your booty at Jaeger.
TARGET VIEW: Malice shake shake shakes his booty at you.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



booty2

You shake your ghetto booty.

SYNTAX: booty2
YOUR VIEW: You shake your ghetto booty.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You shake your ghetto booty at Jaeger.
TARGET VIEW: Malice shakes his ghetto booty at you.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



booyah

You scream 'BOOYAH!'

SYNTAX: booyah
YOUR VIEW: You scream 'BOOYAH!'
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You get in Jaeger's face and scream, 'BOOYAH!'
TARGET VIEW: Malice gets in your face and screams, 'BOOYAH!'
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



bop

You bop yourself on the head.

SYNTAX: bop
YOUR VIEW: You bop yourself on the head.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You bop Jaeger on the head.
TARGET VIEW: Malice bops you on the head.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



bored

You are bored, bored, bored, BORED!!

SYNTAX: bored
YOUR VIEW: You are bored, bored, bored, BORED!!
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You let Jaeger know you are bored, bored, bored, BORED!!
TARGET VIEW: Malice lets you know he is bored, bored, bored, BORED!!
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



bork

You go 'Bork! Bork! Bork!'

SYNTAX: bork
YOUR VIEW: You go 'Bork! Bork! Bork!'
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You go 'Bork! Bork! Bork!' at Jaeger.
TARGET VIEW: Malice goes 'Bork! Bork! Bork!' at you.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



bot

You confess to being a bot.

SYNTAX: bot
YOUR VIEW: You confess to being a bot.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You accuse Jaeger of being a bot.
TARGET VIEW: Malice accuses you of being a bot.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



bounce

You bounce around. B O I N G ! ! !

SYNTAX: bounce
YOUR VIEW: You bounce around. B O I N G ! ! !
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You bounce on Jaeger.
TARGET VIEW: Malice bounces on you.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



bow

You bow to your audience.

SYNTAX: bow
YOUR VIEW: You bow to your audience.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You bow to Jaeger.
TARGET VIEW: Malice bows before you.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



bow2

You bow down before the one you serve.

SYNTAX: bow2
YOUR VIEW: You bow down before the one you serve.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You bow down before Jaeger.
TARGET VIEW: Malice bows down before you.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



bpoke

You poke yourself with a bone-crushing sound!

SYNTAX: bpoke
YOUR VIEW: You poke yourself with a bone-crushing sound!
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You poke Jaeger with a bone-crushing sound!
TARGET VIEW: Malice pokes you with a bone-crushing sound!
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



brain

You say: Time to take over the world!

SYNTAX: brain
YOUR VIEW: You say: Time to take over the world!
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You ask Jaeger: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
TARGET VIEW: Malice asks you: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
You say: Um, I think so Brain, but what if we stick to the seat covers?
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



brandish

You brandish your weapon.

SYNTAX: brandish
YOUR VIEW: You brandish your weapon.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You brandish your weapon before Jaeger.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian brandishes her weapon before you.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



brb

Yeah, sure you will.

SYNTAX: brb
YOUR VIEW: Yeah, sure you will.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You let Jaeger know you will be right back.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian will be right back.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



breathe

You gasp for air! It feels wonderful!

SYNTAX: breathe
YOUR VIEW: You gasp for air! It feels wonderful!
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You breathe heavily on Jaeger.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian breathes heavily on you.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



bribe

You are open to bribes.

SYNTAX: bribe
YOUR VIEW: You are open to bribes.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You attempt to bribe Jaeger with brownies, backrubs, blueberry cheesecake, and butterscotch schnapps with some sweet young thang.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian attempts to bribe you with brownies, backrubs, blueberry cheesecake, and butterscotch schnapps with some sweet young thang.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



brood

You brood.

SYNTAX: brood
YOUR VIEW: You brood.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You brood over Jaeger.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian broods over you.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



brown

You sniff around for some ass to kiss.

SYNTAX: brown
YOUR VIEW: You sniff around for some ass to kiss.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You kiss Jaeger's ass...SMOOCH!
TARGET VIEW: Locrian calmly kisses your ass...SMOOCH!
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



brt

You tell everyone that you'll be right there.

SYNTAX: brt
YOUR VIEW: You tell everyone that you'll be right there.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You tell Jaeger that you'll be right there!
TARGET VIEW: Locrian tells you that she'll be right there!
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



brush

You gently brush your hand against your own leg.

SYNTAX: brush
YOUR VIEW: You gently brush your hand against your own leg.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You gently brush your hand against Jaeger's leg.
TARGET VIEW: Malice gently brushes his hand against your leg.
You drop your plate. Pineapple falls all over the floor.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



bs

You think everyone is more BS than you.

SYNTAX: bs
YOUR VIEW: You think everyone is more BS than you.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You think Jaeger is freaking BS.
TARGET VIEW: Malice thinks you're freaking BS. Downgrade you.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



bself

You pull out a gun and shout, "Break yoself!!!"

SYNTAX: bself
YOUR VIEW: You pull out a gun and shout, "Break yoself!!!"
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You put a gun to Jaeger's head and shout, "Break yoself!!!"
TARGET VIEW: Malice puts a gun to your head and shouts, "Break yoself!!!"
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



bslap

You slap yourself on the back. Good job!

SYNTAX: bslap
YOUR VIEW: You slap yourself on the back. Good job!
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You give Jaeger a firm slap on the back
TARGET VIEW: Malice slaps you firmly on the back and says: Good job!
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



bslap2

You slap yourself like a bitch.

SYNTAX: bslap2
YOUR VIEW: You slap yourself like a bitch.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You bitchslap Jaeger like the ten dollar whore that he is!
TARGET VIEW: Malice bitchslaps you like a ten dollar whore that you are!
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



bsniff

You sniff everyone's butts.

SYNTAX: bsniff
YOUR VIEW: You sniff everyone's butts.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You sniff Jaeger's butt.
TARGET VIEW: Malice sniffs your butt.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



btouch

You yell 'Bad touching!!!'

SYNTAX: btouch
YOUR VIEW: You yell 'Bad touching!!!'
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You yell 'Bad touching!!!' at Jaeger.
TARGET VIEW: Malice yells 'Bad touching!!!' at you.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



buck

You give everyone a buck.

SYNTAX: buck
YOUR VIEW: You give everyone a buck.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You give Jaeger a buck.
TARGET VIEW: Malice gives you a buck.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



buckme

You would do it for a buck.

SYNTAX: buckme
YOUR VIEW: You would do it for a buck.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You tell Jaeger you would do it for a buck.
TARGET VIEW: Malice tells you he would do it for a buck.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



budice

You warn everyone to beware of the penguins!

SYNTAX: budice
YOUR VIEW: You warn everyone to beware of the penguins!
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You warn Jaeger to beware of the penguins!
TARGET VIEW: Malice warns you to beware of the penguins!
You say: Doooobie doobie do!
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



bugger

You scream, wail, turn red and then shout BUGGER!!

SYNTAX: bugger
YOUR VIEW: You scream, wail, turn red and then shout BUGGER!!
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: scream, wail, turn red and shout BUGGER!! in Heimdall's ear!
TARGET VIEW: Jaeger screams, wails, turns red and then shouts BUGGER in your ear!
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



burble

You burble contentedly.

SYNTAX: burble
YOUR VIEW: You burble contentedly.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You burble contentedly at Jaeger.
TARGET VIEW: Malice burbles contentedly at you.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



burp

You burp loudly. Excuse yourself!

SYNTAX: burp
YOUR VIEW: You burp loudly. Excuse yourself!
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You burp in Jaeger's face.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian burps in your face!
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



bury

You bury yourself in the ground.

SYNTAX: bury
YOUR VIEW: You bury yourself in the ground.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You bury Jaeger six feet under.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian buries you in the ground.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



butt

You butt-touch yourself.

SYNTAX: butt
YOUR VIEW: You butt-touch yourself.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You butt-touch Jaeger.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian butt-touches you.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



butter

You spread butter all over your forehead.

SYNTAX: butter
YOUR VIEW: You spread butter all over your forehead.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You spread butter all over Jaeger's forehead.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian spreads butter all over your forehead.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



butter2

You act like Flabio and say in an Arnold voice, 'I cahnt beleeb itss snot buttah.'

SYNTAX: butter2
YOUR VIEW: You act like Flabio and say in an Arnold voice, 'I cahnt beleeb itss snot buttah.'
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You try to act like Flabio, and tell Jaeger in an Arnold voice, 'I cahnt beleeb itss snot buttah.'
TARGET VIEW: Locrian tries to act like Flabio, and tells you in an Arnold voice, 'I cahnt beleeb itss snot buttah.'
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



bye

You wave goodbye.

SYNTAX: bye
YOUR VIEW: You wave goodbye.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You wave goodbye to Jaeger.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian waves goodbye to you.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?



flair

You don't need 37 pieces of flair to express yourself!

SYNTAX: flair
YOUR VIEW: You don't need 37 pieces of flair to express yourself!
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You tell Fluffy: Know what, Fluffy, if you want me to wear 37 pieces of flair, like your pretty boy over there, Papitas, why don't you make the minimum 37 pieces of flair?
Fluffy tells you: Well, I thought I remembered you saying that you wanted to express yourself.
You tell Fluffy: You know what, I do want to express myself, okay. And I don't need 37 pieces of flair to do it!
From afar, you flip the bird to Fluffy.
TARGET VIEW:
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN? Quote from the movie, 'Office Space'.



lkny

You say: Make a wish? I wish you weren't so farkin' akward, bud.

SYNTAX: lkny
YOUR VIEW: You say: Make a wish? I wish you weren't so farkin' akward, bud.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>:
TARGET VIEW:
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN? From the 12 season long Hulu Letterkenny series.



rvb

You say: I don't know what the technical term is, but things are pretty screwed up here, we need men!

SYNTAX: rvb
YOUR VIEW: You say: I don't know what the technical term is, but things are pretty screwed up here, we need men!
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You tell Heimdall: I'm fine by the way, thanks for asking.
Heimdall tells you: Whatever, nobody likes you anyway.
TARGET VIEW:
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN? Quote from the Red vs. Blue web series which is a parody of video games involving a civil war being fought in the middle of an abandoned canyon.



skinless

You offer everyone three clans!

SYNTAX: skinless
YOUR VIEW: You offer everyone three clans!
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>:
TARGET VIEW:
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN? From the Pittsburgh OMP, Skinless offered 3 clans if someone could do something (no idea what it was).



solo

You say: Dude, where's my bloody helicopter?

SYNTAX: solo
YOUR VIEW: You say: Dude, where's my bloody helicopter?
You say: They were wicked cool helicopters.
ROOM VIEW:
SYNTAX <target>: You ask Adalius, "Dude, where's my bloody helicopter?"
You tell Adalius: They were wicked cool helicopters!
TARGET VIEW:
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN? During the 2002 OMP, Solo brought little toy helicopters and they got lost by the end of the party.