<help soul>
Souls not only allows you to express your feelings in the present
room, but also to other players across the mud, or even other
realms of the 3Kingdoms universe. There are also features that
allow you to express your feelings to everyone in the current
room. For example, to hug everyone in the room, just type 'hug
all' rather than typing in each name individually.
help soul
- This screen
help feelings
- More help on the soul
<feeling> all
- Express <feeling> to everyone in room
trs
- help trs for more
soulhist
- recalls the last 15 feelings done to you (help soulhist)
soul <letter>
- lists all feelings beginning with <letter>
newsoul <idea>
- submits an <idea> for a new feeling
soulnew
- lists new feelings within the last two weeks
soulnew <#>
- lists new feelings within the last <#> days
soul off
- temporarily disables all your feelings
This is handy if you suspect that a soul emote is
conflicting with another action
soul on
- guess
To send souls across different realms, use the @ symbol.
For example: 'grin barnaby@3s'
See also: feelings, newsoul, soulhist,
trs.
High Mortal
<help emoteto> SYNTAX: emoteto <player>
<message>
The 'emoteto' command is a High Mortal power. It allows you to
send a customized emote to another player anywhere on the mud.
See also: emote, feelings,
highmortal, soul.
SYNTAX: 37
YOUR VIEW: You exclaim '37!!'
to everyone.
ROOM VIEW: Jaeger exclaims
'37!!'.
SYNTAX <target>:
You tell Jaeger: 37?? In a row?!
TARGET VIEW: Jaeger tells you:
37?? In a row?!
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN? It's a
reference from the movie, 'Clerks'.
558
You scream out 'FOIVE FOIVE AAYT!'
SYNTAX: 558
YOUR VIEW: You scream out
'FOIVE FOIVE AAYT!'
ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You scream 'FOIVE FOIVE AAYT' at Jaeger.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian screams
'FOIVE FOIVE AAYT' at you.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN? From an
old OMP, it was a winning raffle ticket #.
aa
You go 'AaAaAaAaaaaaaAAaaaaAaAaaaaaA!!!!!!!!'.
SYNTAX: aa
YOUR VIEW: You go
'AaAaAaAaaaaaaAAaaaaAaAaaaaaA!!!!!!!!'.
ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You go 'AaaaaaaaAAaAaAAAAAaAAaaaAAAAAaaAAAaAaAa!!!!!!!!'
at Jaeger. In honor of the priest guild's most famous
idler and flapbot.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian goes
'AaaaaaaaAAaAaAAAAAaAAaaaAAAAAaaAAAaAaAa!!!!!!!!' at you.
In honor of the priest guild's most famous idler and
flapbot.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN? There is
a mudder named Aa.
abduct
You look around for someone to abduct.
SYNTAX: abduct
YOUR VIEW: You look around for
someone to abduct.
ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You abduct Jaeger for some alien probing.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian abducts
you for some alien probing.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
accuse
You look around for someone to accuse.
SYNTAX: accuse
YOUR VIEW: You look around for
someone to accuse.
ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You accuse Jaeger.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian accuses
you.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
ack
Thppppt!!!
SYNTAX: ack
YOUR VIEW: Thppppt!!!
ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You ack at Jaeger.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian acks at
you.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN? (short
for acknowledge) is fired in response to a ping, but could
also just be a noise of surprise/disgust and potentially
as a Bloom County reference; but it's probably just there
because of ping.
ackbar
You gasp and wave your flippers!
SYNTAX: ackbar
YOUR VIEW: You gasp and wave
your flippers!
ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You tell Jaeger, "Admiral, we have enemy ships in sector
3-7!"
TARGET VIEW: Locrian tells
you, "Admiral, we have enemy ships in sector 3-7!"
You say: It's a TRAP!
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN? In
reference to the Star Wars character, Admiral Ackbar.
acp
You stand in your Anti-Christ pose for all to see.
SYNTAX: acp
YOUR VIEW: You stand in your
Anti-Christ pose for all to see.
ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You stare at Locrian in your best Anti-Christ pose.
TARGET VIEW: Jaeger stares at
you in his best Anti-Christ pose.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN? A play on
the Jesus Christ soul, 'jc', which may be in reference to
the Jesus Christ Pose song by Soundgarden which came out
in 1991.
adalius
You chug a bottle of vodka then do the humpty dance!
SYNTAX: adalius
YOUR VIEW: You chug a bottle
of vodka then do the humpty dance!
ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You chug a bottle of vodka then do the humpty dance!
TARGET VIEW: Jaeger chugs a
bottle of vodka then does the humpty dance for you!
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN? At the
Baltimore OMP gathering around 2002, Adalius, 19 at the
time, drank too much vodka (says he almost died).
WHAT'S THE LESSON HERE? Don't
give alcohol to minors.
adalius2
SYNTAX: adalius2
YOUR VIEW: ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You point at Jaeger's chest and gasp.
Jaeger tells you: YES THEY'RE REAL!
TARGET VIEW: Jaeger points at
your chest and gasps!
Jaeger grabs his boobies tight!
You tell Jaeger: YES THEY'RE REAL!
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN? At the
Pittsburgh OMP, around 2003 or 2004, Dalandra and her
sister came from Australia and her sister was a bit heavy
up top so it became a joke where when she'd walk in,
Adalius would gasp and point (she was in on it).
admire
You admire everyone. No, really.
SYNTAX: admire
YOUR VIEW: You admire
everyone. No, really.
ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
From afar, you admire Heimdall. No, really.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian admires
you. No, really.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
adore
You adore everyone.
SYNTAX: adore
YOUR VIEW: You adore everyone.
ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You look adoringly at Jaeger.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian looks at
you adoringly.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
agree
You agree.
SYNTAX: agree
YOUR VIEW: You agree.
ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You agree with Jaeger.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian agrees
with you.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
aguitar
You wail away on your air guitar! We're not worthy!!!
SYNTAX: aguitar
YOUR VIEW: You wail away on
your air guitar! We're not worthy!!!
ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You wail on your air guitar for Jaeger!!
TARGET VIEW: Locrian wails on
her air guitar for you! You melt!
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
ah
Ahhh!!!
SYNTAX: ah
YOUR VIEW: Ahhh!!!
ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
From afar, you go: Ahhh!!! to Heimdall.
TARGET VIEW: Valkyrja goes
Ahhh!!! to you.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
ahhah
Ah Hah!
SYNTAX: ahhah
YOUR VIEW: Ah Hah!
ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You go: Ah Hah! to Jaeger.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian goes Ah
Hah! to you.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
air5
You air-five the air, huh?
SYNTAX: air5
YOUR VIEW: You air-five the
air, huh?
ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You give Jaeger an air-five!
TARGET VIEW: Locrian gives you
an air-five!
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
alien
You act like an alien.
SYNTAX: alien
YOUR VIEW: You act like an
alien.
ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You take Jaeger's alien.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian takes
your alien. You never get over it. Ever.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
allhail
You put on your best stereotypical witch voice and cackle:
SYNTAX: allhail
YOUR VIEW:
You put on your best stereotypical witch voice and cackle:
All hail Macbeth, hail to thee Thane of Glamis.
All hail Macbeth, hail to thee Thane of Cawdor.
All hail Macbeth, that shalt be King hereafter.
ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You put on your best stereotypical witch voice and cackle:
All hail Jaeger, hail to thee Thane of Glamis.
All hail Jaeger, hail to thee Thane of Cawdor.
All hail Jaeger, that shalt be King hereafter.
TARGET VIEW:
Locrian cackles like a bad stage witch:
All hail Jaeger, hail to thee Thane of Glamis.
All hail Jaeger, hail to thee Thane of Cawdor.
All hail Jaeger, that shalt be King hereafter. WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
amen
You go: Amen!
SYNTAX: amen
YOUR VIEW: You go: Amen!
ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You ask Bruthah Jaeger for an AMEN!
TARGET VIEW: Locrian asks: Can
ai-yah have an AMEN Bruthah Jaeger?!
You say: AMEN Sistah Locrian!
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
Amish
You don a set of overalls, pull out your pitchfork, and go
Amish!
SYNTAX: amish
YOUR VIEW: You don a set of
overalls, pull out your pitchfork, and go Amish!
ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You don a pair of overalls, pull out your pitchfork and go
Amish on Jaeger!
TARGET VIEW: Locrian dons a
pair of overalls, pulls out her pitchfork, and goes Amish
on you!
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
annoy
You annoy everyone in the room with a boring speech.
SYNTAX: annoy
YOUR VIEW: You annoy everyone
in the room with a boring speech.
ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You annoy Jaeger with a boring speech.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian annoys
you with a rather long, boring speech.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
Aol
You pretend you're from AOL and exclaim: ME TOO!!!!
SYNTAX: aol
YOUR VIEW: You pretend you're
from AOL and exclaim: ME TOO!!!!
ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You pretend you're from AOL and exclaim 'ME TOO!!!!' at
Jaeger.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian pretends
she's from AOL and exclaims 'ME TOO!!!!' at you.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
apologize
You apologize to everyone in the room.
SYNTAX: apologize
YOUR VIEW: You apologize to
everyone in the room.
ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You apologize to Jaeger.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian
apologizes to you.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
applaud
You applaud wholeheartedly.
SYNTAX: applaud
YOUR VIEW: You applaud
wholeheartedly.
ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You applaud Jaeger wholeheartedly.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian applauds
you wholeheartedly.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
appreciate
You are very appreciative.
SYNTAX: appreciate
YOUR VIEW: You are very
appreciative.
ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You show your appreciation to Jaeger.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian is very
appreciative of you.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
apu
You say: Welcome to the Quickie Mart, please come again.
SYNTAX: apu
YOUR VIEW: You say: Welcome to
the Quickie Mart, please come again.
ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You tell Jaeger: Welcome to the Quickie Mart, please come
again.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian tells
you: Welcome to the Quickie Mart, please come again.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
argh
You flail your arms in the air and scream,
'AAAARRRRGGGGHHH!!!!'
SYNTAX: argh
YOUR VIEW: You flail your arms
in the air and scream, 'AAAARRRRGGGGHHH!!!!'
ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You go, 'AAARRRGGGHHH!!!!' at Jaeger.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian goes,
'AAARRRGGGHHH!!!!' at you.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
arr
You go 'ARrRRrRrRrRrRRrRRRrRrRrrrRRrRRRr!!!!!!!!' like a
smelly pirate.
SYNTAX: arr
YOUR VIEW: You go
'ARrRRrRrRrRrRRrRRRrRrRrrrRRrRRRr!!!!!!!!' like a smelly
pirate.
ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You go 'ARrRrrRRrRRrrRrRrRrRRRRRrR!!!!!!!!' like a salty
pirate at Jaeger.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian goes
'ARrRrrRRrRRrrRrRrRrRRRRRrR!!!!!!!!' like a toothless
pirate at you.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
assimilate
You say: Resistance is futile.
SYNTAX: assimilate
YOUR VIEW: You say: Resistance
is futile.
ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You assimilate Jaeger into the Borg collective.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian
assimilates you into the Borg collective.
You say: Resistance is futile!
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
asskick
You kick ass.
SYNTAX: asskick
YOUR VIEW: You kick ass.
ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You kick Jaeger's ass all around the room.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian kicks
your ass all around the room.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
asskick2
You say: I'm just saying it must suck to get your butt
kicked by a girl, That's all.
SYNTAX: asskick2
YOUR VIEW: You say: I'm just
saying it must suck to get your butt kicked by a girl,
That's all.
ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You ask Jaeger what the hell he is talking about.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian asks you
what the hell you are talking about.
You say: I'm just saying it must suck to get your butt
kicked by a girl, Locrian. That's all.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
assy
You are assy to everyone, you jerk.
SYNTAX: assy
YOUR VIEW: You are assy to
everyone, you jerk.
ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You are totally assy to Jaeger, you jerk.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian is
totally assy to you, what a jerk.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
attention
You scream, 'Pay attention to me!'
SYNTAX: attention
YOUR VIEW: You scream, 'Pay
attention to me!'
ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You scream, 'Pay attention to me!' at Jaeger.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian screams
'Pay attention to me!' at you.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
aussie
You say "G'day" to everyone in your alluring Aussie
accent.
SYNTAX: aussie
YOUR VIEW: You say "G'day" to
everyone in your alluring Aussie accent.
ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You dazzle Jaeger with your alluring Aussie accent.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian dazzles
you with her alluring Aussie accent.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
aussie2
You show everyone your alluring Aussie floppy perm.
SYNTAX: aussie2
YOUR VIEW: You show everyone
your alluring Aussie floppy perm.
ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You dazzle Jaeger with your alluring Aussie floppy perm.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian dazzles
you with her alluring Aussie floppy perm.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
austin
You say: I put the 'grr' in swinger baby, yeah!
SYNTAX: austin
YOUR VIEW: You say: I put the
'grr' in swinger baby, yeah!
ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You ask Jaeger if you make him horny.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian asks you:
Do I make you horny baby? Do I?
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
authoritah
Your authoritah needs respect.
SYNTAX: authoritah
YOUR VIEW: Your authoritah
needs respect.
ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You whip out your nightstick and teach Jaeger to respect
your authoritah!
You say: Aren't you that little fat ki--OUCH!
TARGET VIEW: Locrian whips out
her nightstick and teaches you to respect her authoritah!
You say: Ow! Stoppit! Leave my ass alone!
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
awe
You are in awe.
SYNTAX: awe
YOUR VIEW: You are in awe.
ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You awe at Jaeger.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian awes at
you.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
awesome
You proclaim your total awesomeness.
SYNTAX: awesome
YOUR VIEW: You proclaim your
total awesomeness.
ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You think Jaeger is totally awesome!
TARGET VIEW: Locrian thinks
you are totally awesome!
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
awful
You have an idea! A terrible, wonderful, awful idea!
SYNTAX: awful
YOUR VIEW: You have an idea! A
terrible, wonderful, awful idea!
ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
From afar, you have an idea! A terrible, wonderful, awful
idea!
TARGET VIEW: Jaeger has an
idea! A terrible, wonderful, awful idea!
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
ayt
You wonder if anyone's there.
SYNTAX: ayt
YOUR VIEW: You wonder if
anyone's there.
ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You wave your hand in Jaeger's face, and try to get some
attention.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian waves a
hand in front of your face to see if you're there.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
azazel
You moan: Braaaainnnnsss!
SYNTAX: azazel
YOUR VIEW: You moan:
Braaaainnnnsss!
ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
From afar, you moan to Heimdall: Braaaainnnnnsssss!
TARGET VIEW: Locrian moans to
you: Braaaainnnnnsssss!
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
Babble
You babble on and on and on and on.
SYNTAX: babble
YOUR VIEW: You babble on and
on and on and on.
ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You babble on and on and on and on at Jaeger.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian babbles
on and on and on and on at you.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
Babblev
You babble on endlessly like Vraal.
SYNTAX: babblev
YOUR VIEW: You babble on
endlessly like Vraal.
ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You babble on endlessly like Vraal to Jaeger.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian babbles
on endlessly like Vraal to you! ARGH!
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
Babs
You look around for your peeps!
SYNTAX: babs
YOUR VIEW: You look around for
your peeps!
ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You tell Jaeger, 'You are my peeps! Except when you
aren't. Got me?'
TARGET VIEW: Locrian tells
you, 'You are my peeps! Except when you aren't. Got me?'
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
Backhand
You look around for someone to backhand.
SYNTAX: backhand
YOUR VIEW: You look around for
someone to backhand.
ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You sneer as you backhand Jaeger across the face.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian sneers as
she backhands you across the face!
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
Backrub
You look around for someone's back to rub.
SYNTAX: backrub
YOUR VIEW: You look around for
someone's back to rub.
ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You give Jaeger a gentle back rub. He sighs happily.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian gives you
a gentle backrub. You sigh happily.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
Bacon
You slice out a chunk of your belly to make some bacon.
SYNTAX: bacon
YOUR VIEW: You slice out a
chunk of your belly to make some bacon.
ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You wrap Jaeger in bacon like a stalk of asparagus.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian wraps you
in bacon like a stalk of asparagus.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
Badger
You go, "Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger,
badger..."
SYNTAX: badger
YOUR VIEW: You go, "Badger,
badger, badger, badger, badger, badger..."
ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You sing to Jaeger, "Badger, badger, badger, badger,
badger, badger..."
TARGET VIEW: Locrian sings to
you, "Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger..."
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
Bah
You look around in disgust and mutter 'Bah!'
SYNTAX: bah
YOUR VIEW: You look around in
disgust and mutter 'Bah!'
ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You look at Jaeger in disgust and go 'Bah!'
TARGET VIEW: Locrian looks at
you in disgust and goes 'Bah!'
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
Balls
SYNTAX: balls
YOUR VIEW: You pull out a big
tub of puddin and yell, 'I wanna dip my BAAAAALLLLSS in
it!
ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You pull out a big tub of puddin and yell, 'I wanna dip my
BAAAAALLLLSS in it!' at Locrian.
TARGET VIEW: Jaeger pulls out
a big tub of puddin and yells, 'I wanna dip my BAAAALLLLSS
in it!' at you.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
Banana
You look around for someone to throw a banana at.
SYNTAX: banana
YOUR VIEW: You look around for
someone to throw a banana at.
ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You throw a banana like a boomerang at Jaeger.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian throws a
banana like a boomerang at you!
Various responses:
You say: Like a broken air conditioner, that is not cool
You say: DUDE! NOT cool!
You say: If that was sold in the 70's, it would be sold as
'faux' cool
You say: Coolness is an acquired taste, and I ain't
tasting you
You say: I wish that was like me, cool, but it wasn't
You say: Cool is something that was not
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
Bang
You shoot yourself. <BANG!>
SYNTAX: bang
YOUR VIEW: You shoot yourself.
<BANG!>
ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You hold a pistol at Jaeger...BANG!
TARGET VIEW: Jaeger holds a
pistol at you....BANG!
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
Bark
You bark.
SYNTAX: bark
YOUR VIEW: You bark.
ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You bark at Jaeger.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian barks at
you.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
Base
We get signal!
SYNTAX: base
YOUR VIEW: We get signal!
ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You tell Jaeger that all their base are belong to us.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian tells you
that all your base are belong to them.
You say: Somebody set up us the bomb!
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
Batcave
You run around in circles screaming 'To the Batcave'!
SYNTAX: batcave
YOUR VIEW: You run around in
circles screaming 'To the Batcave'!
ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You inform Jaeger just where to go.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian informs
you just where you should go.
You say: To the Batcave!!
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
Batman
You say: Hello citizen. I'm Batman. Would you care to be
my...sidekick?
SYNTAX: batman
YOUR VIEW: You say: Hello
citizen. I'm Batman. Would you care to be my...sidekick?
ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You tell Jaeger, "Hello Jaeger. I'm Batman. Would you care
to be my...sidekick?"
TARGET VIEW: Jaeger tells you,
"Hello Jaeger. I'm Batman. Would you care to be my...
sidekick?"
You say: Only if I get to drive the Batmobile.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
Batman2
You say: Cannot......reach.......utility......belt......
SYNTAX: batman2
YOUR VIEW: You say:
Cannot......reach.......utility......belt......
ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You ask Jaeger, "Would you like to ride with Batman?"
TARGET VIEW: Jaeger asks you,
"Would you like to ride with Batman?"
You say: Do you have cup holders in the Batmobile?
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
Bawl
You bawl like a baby.
SYNTAX: bawl
YOUR VIEW: You bawl like a
baby.
ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You bawl like a baby at Jaeger.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian bawls
like a baby at you.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
Bay
You look for someone to bay.
SYNTAX: bay
YOUR VIEW: You look for
someone to bay.
ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You find an open spot on Jaeger's back and baaayyy!!
TARGET VIEW: Jaeger finds an
open spot on your back and baaaayyys you!!
You say: DAMN THAT HURTS!!!!
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
Bbkiss
You give yourself a big sloppy kiss... In a Bugs Bunny
sort of way.
SYNTAX: bbkiss
YOUR VIEW: You give yourself a
big sloppy kiss... In a Bugs Bunny sort of way.
ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You give Jaeger a big sloppy kiss... In a Bugs Bunny sort
of way.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian gives you
a big sloppy kiss... In a Bugs Bunny sort of way.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
Bbl
You tell everyone that you'll be back later.
SYNTAX: bbl
YOUR VIEW: You tell everyone
that you'll be back later.
ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You tell Locrian that you'll be back later.
TARGET VIEW: Jaeger tells you
that he'll be back later.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
Bbooty
You do the Big Booty dance.
SYNTAX: bbooty
YOUR VIEW: You do the Big
Booty dance.
ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You do the Big Booty dance for Locrian.
TARGET VIEW: Jaeger does the
Big Booty dance for you.
You say: SEND IN THE BIG BOOTIED HOS!!!
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
Bcake
You say: Beefcake... BEEFCAKE!
SYNTAX: bcake
YOUR VIEW: You say:
Beefcake... BEEFCAKE!
ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You ask Jaeger if there's anything that they'd like to say
to the people out there.
TARGET VIEW: Jaeger asks you
if there's anything you'd like to say to the people out
there.
You say: Follow your dreams. You can reach your goals. I'm
living proof.
Beefcake... BEEFCAKE!
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
Bdance
You push everyone aside and start breakdancing!
SYNTAX: bdance
YOUR VIEW: You push everyone
aside and start breakdancing!
ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You push Locrian aside and start breakdancing!
TARGET VIEW: Jaeger pushes you
aside and starts breakdancing!
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
Beam
You beam complete happy radiance.
SYNTAX: beam
YOUR VIEW: You beam complete
happy radiance.
ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You beam complete happy radiance at Locrian.
TARGET VIEW: Jaeger beams
complete happy radiance at you.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
Bearhug
You give yourself a bearhug.
SYNTAX: bearhug
YOUR VIEW: You give yourself a
bearhug.
ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You give Jaeger a great big bearhug.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian gives you
a great big bearhug!
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
Beat
You beat yourself like a red-headed, trailer park
step-child.
SYNTAX: beat
YOUR VIEW: You beat yourself
like a red-headed, trailer park step-child.
ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You beat Jaeger like a red-headed, trailer park
step-child.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian beats you
like a red-headed, trailer park step-child.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
Beckon
You beckon everyone.
SYNTAX: beckon
YOUR VIEW: You beckon
everyone.
ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You beckon Jaeger.
TARGET VIEW: Locrian beckons
you.
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
Beckon2
Whom do you wish to beckon2?
SYNTAX: beckon2
YOUR VIEW: Whom do you wish to
beckon2?
ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You beckon Jaeger with a curl of your index finger.
After he arrives, you suggestively say:
"If I can make you come with just one finger, imagine what
I could do with my whole body..." *wink*
TARGET VIEW: Locrian beckons
you with only the curl of an index finger.
After you arrive, you are greeted by the suggestive
phrase:
"If I can make you come with just one finger, imagine what
I could do with my whole body..." *wink*
You say: Is it warm in here or is it just me? *whew*
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
Beef
You blankly ask: Where's the beef?
SYNTAX: beef
YOUR VIEW: You blankly ask:
Where's the beef?
ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You blankly ask Jaeger: Where's the beef?
TARGET VIEW: Locrian blankly
asks you: Where's the beef?
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
Beep
You beep your nose. (Beep!, Beep!)
SYNTAX: beep
YOUR VIEW: You beep your nose.
(Beep!, Beep!)
ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You beep Jaeger's nose. (Beep!, Beep!)
TARGET VIEW: Locrian beeps
your nose. (Beep!, Beep!)
WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
beep2
You beep around.
SYNTAX: beep2 YOUR VIEW: You beep around. ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You make Jaeger beep like a toy. TARGET VIEW: Locrian makes you
beep like a toy! WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
beepd
You beep like crazy.
SYNTAX: beepd YOUR VIEW: You beep like
crazy. ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You assault Jaeger with your expertise in beeping nose.
You make Jaeger beep like a toy.
You honk Jaeger's nose. HONK HONK!
You beep Jaeger's nose. (Beep!, Beep!)
You make Jaeger beep like a toy.
You honk Jaeger's nose. HONK HONK! TARGET VIEW: Locrian assaults
you with his expertise in beeping nose.
Locrian makes you beep like a toy!
Locrian honks your nose. HONK HONK!
Locrian beeps your nose. (Beep!, Beep!)
Locrian makes you beep like a toy!
Locrian honks your nose. HONK HONK! WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
beeplies
You beep everyone's nose with several beeplies.
SYNTAX: beeplies YOUR VIEW: You beep everyone's
nose with several beeplies. ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You go up to Jaeger and give him lots of beeplies. TARGET VIEW: Locrian comes up
to you and gives you lots of beeplies. WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
beer
You beer everyone.
SYNTAX: beer YOUR VIEW: You beer
everyone. ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You beer the Jaeger. TARGET VIEW: Locrian beers
you. WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
beg
You beg.
SYNTAX: beg YOUR VIEW: You beg. ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You beg Jaeger. TARGET VIEW: Locrian begs
you. WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
belch
You belch.
SYNTAX: belch YOUR VIEW: You belch. ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You belch at Jaeger. TARGET VIEW: Locrian belches
at you. WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
believe
You believe, man.
SYNTAX: believe YOUR VIEW: You believe,
man. ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You believe Jaeger, really you do. TARGET VIEW: Locrian believes
you, really she does. WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
belly
You are so hungry you could eat a baby.
SYNTAX: belly YOUR VIEW: You are so hungry
you could eat a baby. ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You look at Jaeger threateningly and yell 'GET IN MAH
BELLY!' TARGET VIEW: Locrian looks at
you threateningly and yells 'GET IN MAH BELLY!' WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
bfd
You exclaim: Big F****** Deal.
SYNTAX: bfd YOUR VIEW: You exclaim: Big
F****** Deal. ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You exclaim: Big F****** Deal, Jaeger. TARGET VIEW: Locrian exclaims:
Big F****** Deal, Jaeger. WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
birch
You beat yourself with birch twigs.
SYNTAX: birch YOUR VIEW: You beat yourself
with birch twigs. ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You beat Jaeger with birch twigs to stimulate his
circulation. TARGET VIEW: Malice beats you
with birch twigs to stimulate your circulation. You want
more. WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
birthday
You wish everyone a happy birthday!
SYNTAX: birthday YOUR VIEW: You wish everyone a
happy birthday! ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You wish Jaeger a happy birthday! Woo! TARGET VIEW: Malice wishes you
a happy birthday! Woo! WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
bitch
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch....
SYNTAX: bitch YOUR VIEW: Bitch bitch bitch
bitch bitch.... ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You bitch to Jaeger about how miserable your life is. TARGET VIEW: Malice bitches to
you about how miserable his life is. WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
bite
You bite your lip.
SYNTAX: bite YOUR VIEW: You bite your
lip. ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You bite Jaeger on the leg. TARGET VIEW: Malice bites you
on the leg!!! WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
bkiss
You blow a kiss into the air.
SYNTAX: bkiss YOUR VIEW: You blow a kiss
into the air. ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You blow a kiss to Jaeger. TARGET VIEW: Malice blows you
a kiss. WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
blah
You go 'qn14yh2ljli2okf,iy21i)z.??l'
SYNTAX: blah YOUR VIEW: You go
'qn14yh2ljli2okf,iy21i)z.??l' ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You go '?[jfyzve03{3]3.qy83u2e8(gzzd7kt0)4' at Jaeger. TARGET VIEW: Malice goes
'?[jfyzve03{3]3.qy83u2e8(gzzd7kt0)4' at you. WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
blame
You blame yourself for everything.
SYNTAX: blame YOUR VIEW: You blame yourself
for everything. ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You blame Jaeger. TARGET VIEW: Malice blames
you. WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
blameme
You want people to blame you.
SYNTAX: blameme YOUR VIEW: You want people to
blame you. ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You ask Jaeger: Do you really want to know why? TARGET VIEW: Malice asks you:
Do you really want to know why?
You say: As long as you don't blame me. WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
blank
You look entirely blank.
SYNTAX: blank YOUR VIEW: You look entirely
blank. ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You give Jaeger a blank look. TARGET VIEW: Malice gives you
a blank look. WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
blaw
You go 'Breakin the law! Breakin the law!'
SYNTAX: blaw YOUR VIEW: You go 'Breakin the
law! Breakin the law!' ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You go 'Breakin the law! Breakin the law!' at Jaeger. TARGET VIEW: Malice goes
'Breakin the law! Breakin the law!' at you. WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
blazen
You pretend you are Blazen and go 'WHEE!!!'
SYNTAX: blazen YOUR VIEW: You pretend you are
Blazen and go 'WHEE!!!' ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You pretend you are Blazen and go 'WHEE!!!' at Jaeger. TARGET VIEW: Malice pretends
he is Blazen and goes 'WHEE!!!' at you. WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
blbl
You run your finger up and down your lips, making a
'blblbl' noise.
SYNTAX: blbl YOUR VIEW: You run your finger
up and down your lips, making a 'blblbl' noise. ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You run your finger up and down your lips, making a
'blblbl' noise at Jaeger. TARGET VIEW: Malice runs his
finger up and down his lips, making a 'blblbl' noise at
you. WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
bleed
You begin to bleed.
SYNTAX: bleed YOUR VIEW: You begin to
bleed. ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You bleed on Jaeger. Ewww! TARGET VIEW: Locrian bleeds on
you. Ewww! WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
bless
You perform a blessing.
SYNTAX: bless YOUR VIEW: You perform a
blessing. ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You bless Jaeger. TARGET VIEW: Locrian blesses
you. WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
bling
You use the word 'bling' and look like a freaking idiot.
SYNTAX: bling YOUR VIEW: You use the word
'bling' and look like a freaking idiot. ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You use the word 'bling' and look like a freaking idiot at
Jaeger. TARGET VIEW: Locrian uses the
word 'bling' and looks like a freaking idiot at you. WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
blink
You blink.
SYNTAX: blink YOUR VIEW: You blink. ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You blink at Jaeger. TARGET VIEW: Locrian blinks at
you. WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
blunder
You blunder aimlessly about the room.
SYNTAX: blunder YOUR VIEW: You blunder
aimlessly about the room. ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You blunder headlong into Jaeger! KLUTZ!! TARGET VIEW: Locrian blunders
headlong into you! What a KLUTZ!! WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
blush
Your cheeks turn rosy pink!
SYNTAX: blush YOUR VIEW: Your cheeks turn
rosy pink! ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You blush at Jaeger. TARGET VIEW: Locrian blushes
like a sunset at you. WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
blutcha
You scream BLUTCHA!
SYNTAX: blutcha YOUR VIEW: You scream
BLUTCHA! ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You shout BLUTCHA at Jaeger! TARGET VIEW: Locrian shouts
BLUTCHA at you! WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
boeredans
You do the Sakkie Sakkie Boeredans!
SYNTAX: boeredans YOUR VIEW: You do the Sakkie
Sakkie Boeredans! ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You do the Sakkie Sakkie Boeredans with Jaeger! TARGET VIEW: Malice does the
Sakkie Sakkie Boeredans with you! WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
bog
You bog your head.
SYNTAX: bog YOUR VIEW: You bog your
head. ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You bog your head at Jaeger. TARGET VIEW: Malice bogs at
you. WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
boggle
You boggle at the concept.
SYNTAX: boggle YOUR VIEW: You boggle at the
concept. ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You boggle at Jaeger. TARGET VIEW: Malice boggles at
you. WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
bogleg
You bogleg.
SYNTAX: bogleg YOUR VIEW: You bogleg. ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You bogleg at Jaeger. TARGET VIEW: Malice boglegs at
you. WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
bok
You go, 'Bok'.
SYNTAX: bok YOUR VIEW: You go, 'Bok'. ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You go, 'Bok' at Jaeger. TARGET VIEW: Malice goes,
'Bok' at you. WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
bokbok
You go, 'Bok Bok'.
SYNTAX: bokbok YOUR VIEW: You go, 'Bok
Bok'. ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You go, 'Bok Bok' at Jaeger. TARGET VIEW: Malice goes, 'Bok
Bok' at you. WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
bokbokbok
You go, 'Bok Bok Bok'.
SYNTAX: bokbokbok YOUR VIEW: You go, 'Bok Bok
Bok'. ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You go, 'Bok Bok Bok' at Jaeger. TARGET VIEW: Malice goes, 'Bok
Bok Bok' at you. WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
bokd
You bok like a crazy chicken.
You go, 'Bok Bok Bok'.
You go, 'Bok Bok'.
You go, 'Bok Bok'.
You go, 'Bok'.
You go, 'Bok Bok Bok'.
You go, 'Bok'.
You go, 'Bok Bok Bok'.
You go, 'Bok Bok'.
SYNTAX: bokd YOUR VIEW: You bok like a
crazy chicken.
You go, 'Bok Bok Bok'.
You go, 'Bok Bok'.
You go, 'Bok Bok'.
You go, 'Bok'.
You go, 'Bok Bok Bok'.
You go, 'Bok'.
You go, 'Bok Bok Bok'.
You go, 'Bok Bok'. ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You vehemently call Jaeger a chicken!!!
You go, 'Bok Bok' at Jaeger.
You go, 'Bok' at Jaeger.
You go, 'Bok' at Jaeger.
You go, 'Bok' at Jaeger.
You go, 'Bok Bok' at Jaeger.
You go, 'Bok Bok' at Jaeger.
You go, 'Bok Bok' at Jaeger. TARGET VIEW: Malice vehemently
calls you a chicken!!!
Malice goes, 'Bok Bok' at you.
Malice goes, 'Bok' at you.
Malice goes, 'Bok' at you.
Malice goes, 'Bok' at you.
Malice goes, 'Bok Bok' at you.
Malice goes, 'Bok Bok' at you.
Malice goes, 'Bok Bok' at you. WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
bonk
You bonk yourself on the head.
SYNTAX: bonk YOUR VIEW: You bonk yourself
on the head. ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You bonk Jaeger on the head. TARGET VIEW: Malice bonks you
on the head. WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
boo
You boo.
SYNTAX: boo YOUR VIEW: You boo. ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You boo Jaeger. TARGET VIEW: Malice boos
you. WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
boo2
You scream, Go for the eyes! Go for the eyes!!!
SYNTAX: boo2 YOUR VIEW: You scream, Go for
the eyes! Go for the eyes!!! ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You scream, Go for the eyes Jaeger! Go for the eyes!!! TARGET VIEW: Malice screams at
you, Go for the eyes Jaeger! Go for the eyes!!! WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
boo3
You boo.
SYNTAX: boo3 YOUR VIEW: You boo. ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You go 'Boo!!!' at Jaeger. TARGET VIEW: Locrian goes
'Boo!!!' at you. WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
boob
You puff up big and scream, 'You are such a BOOB!!'
SYNTAX: boob YOUR VIEW: You puff up big and
scream, 'You are such a BOOB!!' ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You scream, 'Jaeger, you are such a BOOB!!!' TARGET VIEW: Locrian screams
at you, 'Jaeger, you are such a BOOB!!!' WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
boobies
You puff up big and scream, 'BOOBIES!!'
SYNTAX: boobies YOUR VIEW: You puff up big and
scream, 'BOOBIES!!' ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You scream at Jaeger, 'BOOBIES!!!' TARGET VIEW: Heimdall screams
at you, 'BOOBIES!!!' WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
boogie
You boogie.
SYNTAX: boogie YOUR VIEW: You boogie. ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You boogie with Jaeger. TARGET VIEW: Jaeger boogies
with you. WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
boop
You boop your nose. BOOP!
SYNTAX: boop YOUR VIEW: You boop your nose.
BOOP! ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You boop Jaeger's nose. (BOOP!) TARGET VIEW: Locrian boops
your nose. (BOOP!) WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
boot
You spit shine your boots.
SYNTAX: boot YOUR VIEW: You spit shine your
boots. ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You boot Jaeger out the door. TARGET VIEW: Locrian boots you
out the door. WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
bootlip
You point at your bootlip.
SYNTAX: bootlip YOUR VIEW: You point at your
bootlip. ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You point at Jaeger's bootlip. TARGET VIEW: Locrian points at
your bootlip. WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
booty
You shake shake shake your booty.
SYNTAX: booty YOUR VIEW: You shake shake
shake your booty. ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You shake shake shake your booty at Jaeger. TARGET VIEW: Malice shake
shake shakes his booty at you. WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
booty2
You shake your ghetto booty.
SYNTAX: booty2 YOUR VIEW: You shake your
ghetto booty. ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You shake your ghetto booty at Jaeger. TARGET VIEW: Malice shakes his
ghetto booty at you. WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
booyah
You scream 'BOOYAH!'
SYNTAX: booyah YOUR VIEW: You scream
'BOOYAH!' ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You get in Jaeger's face and scream, 'BOOYAH!' TARGET VIEW: Malice gets in
your face and screams, 'BOOYAH!' WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
bop
You bop yourself on the head.
SYNTAX: bop YOUR VIEW: You bop yourself on
the head. ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You bop Jaeger on the head. TARGET VIEW: Malice bops you
on the head. WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
bored
You are bored, bored, bored, BORED!!
SYNTAX: bored YOUR VIEW: You are bored,
bored, bored, BORED!! ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You let Jaeger know you are bored, bored, bored,
BORED!! TARGET VIEW: Malice lets you
know he is bored, bored, bored, BORED!! WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
bork
You go 'Bork! Bork! Bork!'
SYNTAX: bork YOUR VIEW: You go 'Bork! Bork!
Bork!' ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You go 'Bork! Bork! Bork!' at Jaeger. TARGET VIEW: Malice goes
'Bork! Bork! Bork!' at you. WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
bot
You confess to being a bot.
SYNTAX: bot YOUR VIEW: You confess to
being a bot. ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You accuse Jaeger of being a bot. TARGET VIEW: Malice accuses
you of being a bot. WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
bounce
You bounce around. B O I N G ! ! !
SYNTAX: bounce YOUR VIEW: You bounce around.
B O I N G ! ! ! ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You bounce on Jaeger. TARGET VIEW: Malice bounces on
you. WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
bow
You bow to your audience.
SYNTAX: bow YOUR VIEW: You bow to your
audience. ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You bow to Jaeger. TARGET VIEW: Malice bows
before you. WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
bow2
You bow down before the one you serve.
SYNTAX: bow2 YOUR VIEW: You bow down before
the one you serve. ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You bow down before Jaeger. TARGET VIEW: Malice bows down
before you. WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
bpoke
You poke yourself with a bone-crushing sound!
SYNTAX: bpoke YOUR VIEW: You poke yourself
with a bone-crushing sound! ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You poke Jaeger with a bone-crushing sound! TARGET VIEW: Malice pokes you
with a bone-crushing sound! WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
brain
You say: Time to take over the world!
SYNTAX: brain YOUR VIEW: You say: Time to
take over the world! ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You ask Jaeger: Are you pondering what I'm pondering? TARGET VIEW: Malice asks you:
Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
You say: Um, I think so Brain, but what if we stick to the
seat covers? WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
brandish
You brandish your weapon.
SYNTAX: brandish YOUR VIEW: You brandish your
weapon. ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You brandish your weapon before Jaeger. TARGET VIEW: Locrian
brandishes her weapon before you. WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
brb
Yeah, sure you will.
SYNTAX: brb YOUR VIEW: Yeah, sure you
will. ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You let Jaeger know you will be right back. TARGET VIEW: Locrian will be
right back. WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
breathe
You gasp for air! It feels wonderful!
SYNTAX: breathe YOUR VIEW: You gasp for air!
It feels wonderful! ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You breathe heavily on Jaeger. TARGET VIEW: Locrian breathes
heavily on you. WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
bribe
You are open to bribes.
SYNTAX: bribe YOUR VIEW: You are open to
bribes. ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You attempt to bribe Jaeger with brownies, backrubs,
blueberry cheesecake, and butterscotch schnapps with some
sweet young thang. TARGET VIEW: Locrian attempts
to bribe you with brownies, backrubs, blueberry
cheesecake, and butterscotch schnapps with some sweet
young thang. WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
brood
You brood.
SYNTAX: brood YOUR VIEW: You brood. ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You brood over Jaeger. TARGET VIEW: Locrian broods
over you. WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
brown
You sniff around for some ass to kiss.
SYNTAX: brown YOUR VIEW: You sniff around
for some ass to kiss. ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You kiss Jaeger's ass...SMOOCH! TARGET VIEW: Locrian calmly
kisses your ass...SMOOCH! WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
brt
You tell everyone that you'll be right there.
SYNTAX: brt YOUR VIEW: You tell everyone
that you'll be right there. ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You tell Jaeger that you'll be right there! TARGET VIEW: Locrian tells you
that she'll be right there! WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
brush
You gently brush your hand against your own leg.
SYNTAX: brush YOUR VIEW: You gently brush
your hand against your own leg. ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You gently brush your hand against Jaeger's leg. TARGET VIEW: Malice gently
brushes his hand against your leg.
You drop your plate. Pineapple falls all over the
floor. WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
bs
You think everyone is more BS than you.
SYNTAX: bs YOUR VIEW: You think everyone
is more BS than you. ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You think Jaeger is freaking BS. TARGET VIEW: Malice thinks
you're freaking BS. Downgrade you. WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
bself
You pull out a gun and shout, "Break yoself!!!"
SYNTAX: bself YOUR VIEW: You pull out a gun
and shout, "Break yoself!!!" ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You put a gun to Jaeger's head and shout, "Break
yoself!!!" TARGET VIEW: Malice puts a gun
to your head and shouts, "Break yoself!!!" WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
bslap
You slap yourself on the back. Good job!
SYNTAX: bslap YOUR VIEW: You slap yourself
on the back. Good job! ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You give Jaeger a firm slap on the back TARGET VIEW: Malice slaps you
firmly on the back and says: Good job! WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
bslap2
You slap yourself like a bitch.
SYNTAX: bslap2 YOUR VIEW: You slap yourself
like a bitch. ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You bitchslap Jaeger like the ten dollar whore that he
is! TARGET VIEW: Malice bitchslaps
you like a ten dollar whore that you are! WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
bsniff
You sniff everyone's butts.
SYNTAX: bsniff YOUR VIEW: You sniff
everyone's butts. ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You sniff Jaeger's butt. TARGET VIEW: Malice sniffs
your butt. WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
btouch
You yell 'Bad touching!!!'
SYNTAX: btouch YOUR VIEW: You yell 'Bad
touching!!!' ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You yell 'Bad touching!!!' at Jaeger. TARGET VIEW: Malice yells 'Bad
touching!!!' at you. WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
buck
You give everyone a buck.
SYNTAX: buck YOUR VIEW: You give everyone a
buck. ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You give Jaeger a buck. TARGET VIEW: Malice gives you
a buck. WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
buckme
You would do it for a buck.
SYNTAX: buckme YOUR VIEW: You would do it for
a buck. ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You tell Jaeger you would do it for a buck. TARGET VIEW: Malice tells you
he would do it for a buck. WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
budice
You warn everyone to beware of the penguins!
SYNTAX: budice YOUR VIEW: You warn everyone
to beware of the penguins! ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You warn Jaeger to beware of the penguins! TARGET VIEW: Malice warns you
to beware of the penguins!
You say: Doooobie doobie do! WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
bugger
You scream, wail, turn red and then shout BUGGER!!
SYNTAX: bugger YOUR VIEW: You scream, wail,
turn red and then shout BUGGER!! ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
scream, wail, turn red and shout BUGGER!! in Heimdall's
ear! TARGET VIEW: Jaeger screams,
wails, turns red and then shouts BUGGER in your ear! WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
burble
You burble contentedly.
SYNTAX: burble YOUR VIEW: You burble
contentedly. ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You burble contentedly at Jaeger. TARGET VIEW: Malice burbles
contentedly at you. WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
burp
You burp loudly. Excuse yourself!
SYNTAX: burp YOUR VIEW: You burp loudly.
Excuse yourself! ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You burp in Jaeger's face. TARGET VIEW: Locrian burps in
your face! WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
bury
You bury yourself in the ground.
SYNTAX: bury YOUR VIEW: You bury yourself
in the ground. ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You bury Jaeger six feet under. TARGET VIEW: Locrian buries
you in the ground. WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
butt
You butt-touch yourself.
SYNTAX: butt YOUR VIEW: You butt-touch
yourself. ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You butt-touch Jaeger. TARGET VIEW: Locrian
butt-touches you. WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
butter
You spread butter all over your forehead.
SYNTAX: butter YOUR VIEW: You spread butter
all over your forehead. ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You spread butter all over Jaeger's forehead. TARGET VIEW: Locrian spreads
butter all over your forehead. WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
butter2
You act like Flabio and say in an Arnold voice, 'I cahnt
beleeb itss snot buttah.'
SYNTAX: butter2 YOUR VIEW: You act like Flabio
and say in an Arnold voice, 'I cahnt beleeb itss snot
buttah.' ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You try to act like Flabio, and tell Jaeger in an Arnold
voice, 'I cahnt beleeb itss snot buttah.' TARGET VIEW: Locrian tries to
act like Flabio, and tells you in an Arnold voice, 'I
cahnt beleeb itss snot buttah.' WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
bye
You wave goodbye.
SYNTAX: bye YOUR VIEW: You wave
goodbye. ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You wave goodbye to Jaeger. TARGET VIEW: Locrian waves
goodbye to you. WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN?
flair
You don't need 37 pieces of flair to express yourself!
SYNTAX: flair
YOUR VIEW: You don't need 37
pieces of flair to express yourself!
ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You tell Fluffy: Know what, Fluffy, if you want me to wear
37 pieces of flair, like your pretty boy over there,
Papitas, why don't you make the minimum 37 pieces of
flair?
Fluffy tells you: Well, I thought I remembered you saying
that you wanted to express yourself.
You tell Fluffy: You know what, I do want to express
myself, okay. And I don't need 37 pieces of flair to do
it!
From afar, you flip the bird to Fluffy.
TARGET VIEW: WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN? Quote
from the movie, 'Office Space'.
lkny
You say: Make a wish? I wish you weren't so farkin'
akward, bud.
SYNTAX: lkny
YOUR VIEW: You say: Make a
wish? I wish you weren't so farkin' akward, bud.
ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>: TARGET VIEW: WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN? From the
12 season long Hulu Letterkenny series.
rvb
You say: I don't know what the technical term is, but
things are pretty screwed up here, we need men!
SYNTAX: rvb
YOUR VIEW: You say: I don't
know what the technical term is, but things are pretty
screwed up here, we need men!
ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You tell Heimdall: I'm fine by the way, thanks for asking.
Heimdall tells you: Whatever, nobody likes you anyway.
TARGET VIEW: WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN? Quote
from the Red vs. Blue web series which is a parody of
video games involving a civil war being fought in the
middle of an abandoned canyon.
skinless
You offer everyone three clans!
SYNTAX: skinless
YOUR VIEW: You offer everyone
three clans!
ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>: TARGET VIEW: WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN? From the
Pittsburgh OMP, Skinless offered 3 clans if someone could
do something (no idea what it was).
solo
You say: Dude, where's my bloody helicopter?
SYNTAX: solo
YOUR VIEW: You say: Dude,
where's my bloody helicopter?
You say: They were wicked cool helicopters.
ROOM VIEW: SYNTAX <target>:
You ask Adalius, "Dude, where's my bloody helicopter?"
You tell Adalius: They were wicked cool helicopters!
TARGET VIEW: WHAT'S IT REALLY MEAN? During
the 2002 OMP, Solo brought little toy helicopters and they
got lost by the end of the party.