Mission Impossible

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MISSIONS

Have you ever noticed a question mark at the end of an enemies name? That means they have a mission for you! Type <mission ask> to see what they'd like you to do. If you're up for the challenge, type <mission accept>. Don't forget to come back to them when you've completed the mission - <mission return> (and DON'T KILL THIS ENEMY, if you do, how can you return your mission?).


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-=[ Dungeon (scales)  QUEST #32  3K Wiki ]=-

Map of Alphabet Land Mission Giver: The Alphabet Serial Killer

Missions:
  • Dwayne Hates "Ambidextrous"
  • Dwayne Hates "Girls"
  • Dwayne Hates "Jocks"
  • Dwayne Hates "Nerds"
  • Dwayne Hates "Goats"
  • Dwayne Hates "wolves"


  • Directions for Mission:

    From Chaos:
    Step 1: <enter;2e;d>

    Step 2: <mission ask>
    You ask The Alphabet Serial Killer if you can help out.

    Dwayne, the Alphabet Serial Killer, who never had a date in his life, probably because he's such a loser, has asked you to kill off all the letters spelling the word 'Girls'

    You have been offered the mission 'Dwayne Hates "Girls"'.

    Dwayne, the Alphabet Serial Killer, was a social outcast. As such, he wants to wipe out "Jocks" for ostracising him for his entire scholastic internment.

    You have been offered the mission 'Dwayne Hates "Jocks"'.

    Dwayne, the Alphabet Serial Killer, who was a social outcast, was unfairly bundled with all the "Nerds" in school. Unfortunately he was never particularly intelligent, so they teased him too.

    You have been offered the mission 'Dwayne Hates "Nerds"'.

    Dwayne, the Alphabet Serial Killer, was mercilessly teased in school. One time during the class trip he was locked in the bathroom with a goat stolen from a local farm. He has never forgiven all goat-kind.

    You have been offered the mission 'Dwayne Hates "Goats"'.

    Dwayne, the Alphabet Serial Killer, was mercilessly teased in school. His school mascot was a wolf, as such he has sworn to kill "Wolves" as often as he can.

    You have been offered the mission 'Dwayne Hates "Wolves"'.

    Dwayne, the Alphabet Serial Killer, was a clumsy lout. He wasn't ambidextrous, at all. In fact, far from it. He could barely utilize one of his arms to do any task requiring fine motor skills. As such he has sought to strike down all things 'Ambidextrous.'

    You have been offered the mission 'Dwayne Hates "Ambidextrous"'.

    Step 3: <mission accept>

    Step 4: Repeat step 3, five more times so that you can accept all six missions.

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    Active missions for <your name here>
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    1 ) Dwayne Hates "Girls" |  Letter G   : 0/1
                             |  Letter I   : 0/1
                             |  Letter R   : 0/1
                             |  Letter L   : 0/1
                             |  Letter S   : 0/1
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    2 ) Dwayne Hates "Jocks" |  Letter J   : 0/1
                             |  Letter O   : 0/1
                             |  Letter C   : 0/1
                             |  Letter K   : 0/1
                             |  Letter S   : 0/1
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    3 ) Dwayne Hates "Nerds" |  Letter N   : 0/1
                             |  Letter E   : 0/1
                             |  Letter R   : 0/1
                             |  Letter D   : 0/1
                             |  Letter S   : 0/1
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    4 ) Dwayne Hates "Goats" |  Letter G   : 0/1
                             |  Letter O   : 0/1
                             |  Letter A   : 0/1
                             |  Letter T   : 0/1
                             |  Letter S   : 0/1
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    5 ) Dwayne Hates         |  Letter W   : 0/1
        "Wolves"             |  Letter O   : 0/1
                             |  Letter L   : 0/1
                             |  Letter V   : 0/1
                             |  Letter E   : 0/1
                             |  Letter S   : 0/1
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    6 ) Dwayne Hates         |  Letter A   : 0/1
        "Ambidextrous"       |  Letter M   : 0/1
                             |  Letter B   : 0/1
                             |  Letter I   : 0/1
                             |  Letter D   : 0/1
                             |  Letter E   : 0/1
                             |  Letter X   : 0/1
                             |  Letter T   : 0/1
                             |  Letter R   : 0/1
                             |  Letter O   : 0/1
                             |  Letter U   : 0/1
                             |  Letter S   : 0/1
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    Step 5: Now, go have fun killing all the letters. As long as you kill every letter, you'll receive credit for each mission. (Don't forget to kill the hidden letter R.)

    Step 6: Once all letters have been killed, go back to the Alphabet Serial Killer and <return mission> for all six missions.

    You tell The Alphabet Serial Killer that you've finished the mission.
    Congratulations! You have completed the mission 'Dwayne Hates "Girls"'.
    You have been awarded 500 coins for your efforts.
    You have been awarded 1 con for your efforts.

    You tell The Alphabet Serial Killer that you've finished the mission.
    Congratulations! You have completed the mission 'Dwayne Hates "Jocks"'.
    You have been awarded 500 coins for your efforts.
    You have been awarded 1 int for your efforts.

    You tell The Alphabet Serial Killer that you've finished the mission.
    Congratulations! You have completed the mission 'Dwayne Hates "Nerds"'.
    You have been awarded 500 coins for your efforts.
    You have been awarded 1 str for your efforts.

    You tell The Alphabet Serial Killer that you've finished the mission.
    Congratulations! You have completed the mission 'Dwayne Hates "Goats"'.
    You have been awarded 500 coins for your efforts.
    You have been awarded 1 cha for your efforts.

    You tell The Alphabet Serial Killer that you've finished the mission.
    Congratulations! You have completed the mission 'Dwayne Hates "Wolves"'.
    You have been awarded 500 coins for your efforts.
    You have been awarded 1 wis for your efforts.

    You tell The Alphabet Serial Killer that you've finished the mission.
    Congratulations! You have completed the mission 'Dwayne Hates "Ambidextrous"'.
    You have been awarded 500 coins for your efforts.
    You have been awarded 2 dex for your efforts.


    DONE!

    To get back to Chaos:
    <u, 2w, vortex>

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    -=[ Soggie War! ]=-

    Mission Giver: Tugboat Granny

    Missions:
  • Soggie War!


  • Directions for Mission:

    From Chaos:
    Step 1: Locate Tugboat Granny - <enter; 3w; s; u; slide spoon; boat>

    Step 2: <mission ask>

    Step 3: <mission accept>
    ** You have begun the mission 'Soggie War!' **.

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    Name : Soggie War!
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    Description : Tugboat Granny squints an eye and looks at you: 'Look, we both know what's going on here. The 'Cap'n' as he calls himself (did you know he's not a real Captain??) is old and ineffective. We are being destroyed by the Soggies and we need someone to step in and finish them off once and for all. I don't care how you do it, just get it done!
    -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=PROGRESS-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
    Kill Crunchberry Beast                 : 0/1
    Kill Alien Cap'n Crunch                : 0/1
    Kill Sidney Soggy                      : 0/1
    Kill Sylvester Soggy                   : 0/1
    Kill Squish the Sogmaster              : 0/1
    Kill Jean La Foote,the Bare Foot Pirate: 0/1
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    Step 4: <say crunch> . . . wait

    Step 5: <fore; kill cap'n> (class 26k)

    Step 6: <steer; plank; jump>

    Step 7: Explore the area, killing the necessary 'Soggies' that Tugboat Granny wants you to kill.

    Step 8: Once you've finished killing each one on the list, locate the Hot-air Baloon - <enter basket; slide spoon; boat>

    Step 9: <mission return>

    You tell Tugboat Granny that you've finished the mission.
    Congratulations! You have completed the mission 'Soggie War!'.

    You have been awarded 30000 xp for your efforts.

    You have been awarded 2500 coins for your efforts.


    Return to Chaos from Granny: <say crunch> . . .wait <steer; plank; jump; w; nw; enter basket; d; n; 3e; vortex>

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    -=[ Quest #81 ]=-

    Map of Chicago Zoo Mission Giver: Zookeeper

    Missions:
  • Zoo Cleanup Crew


  • Directions for Mission:

    From Chaos:
    Step 1: Zookeeper roams, these directions will get you near him - <enter, 3e, 2s, 2e, n, 3e, n, 2w, 2n, 4e, 3n>

    Step 2: <mission ask>
    Step 3: <mission accept>
    ** You have begun the mission 'Zoo Cleanup Crew' **.

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    Name : Zoo Cleanup Crew
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    Description : The zookeeper's normally serene gaze turns to wild panic as he leans in close and whispers to you: 'The animals ... have become monsters! One of them even spoke to me directly! THIS ISN'T RIGHT! End these abominations! Finish them!'
    -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=PROGRESS-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
    Kill A laughing hyena                  : 0/5
    Kill An enormous Polar Bear            : 0/1
    Kill A sleek black panther             : 0/1
    Kill A fierce Lion Warrior             : 2/2
    Kill A proud Lion King                 : 0/1
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    Step 4: Find and kill the hyena's - <s, 4w, 4s, kill hyena>
      23,958 : A laughing hyena
      23,003 : A laughing hyena
      25,403 : A laughing hyena
      25,070 : A laughing hyena
      25,980 : A laughing hyena


    Step 5: Find and kill the polar bear - <2n, sw, w, kill polar bear>
      41,258 : An enormous Polar Bear


    Step 6: Find and kill the panther - <e, ne, 2n, nw, w, kill panther>
      47,884 : A sleek black panther


    Step 7: Find and kill the lion warriors (they are aggressive) - <e, se, 2n>
      33k : A fierce Lion Warrior
      33k : A fierce Lion Warrior


    Step 8: Find and kill the Lion King (he is aggressive) - <enter>
      45k : A proud Lion King


    Step 9: Return to the Zookeeper (remember, he roams) - <exit, 3s, 4e>

    Step 10: <mission return>
    You tell The Zookeeper that you've finished the mission.
    Congratulations! You have completed the mission 'Zoo Cleanup Crew'.

    You have been awarded 3000 coins for your efforts.

    You have been awarded 40000 xp for your efforts.
    DONE!

    To get back to Chaos from entrance of area:
    <3w, 2s, 2e, s, 3w, s, 2w, 2n, 3w, vortex>

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    -=[ Dexter's Laboratory - Spacestation]=-

    Mission Giver: A TV Screen Showing The Commander

    Mission:
  • Kill Huntor
  • Kill Magmanamus
  • Kill Peltra
  • Kill Rasslor


  • Directions for Mission:

    From Chaos:
    Step 1: - <<enter> - Locate the roaming 'A Small ChaosBrand(tm) Television Set' - <turn knob> until you get to channel 3 <enter screen, s, 2w, u, 2e, n, e, kill dexter>
      50k : Dexter


    Step 2: <pull book, se, 2d, w, press button>

    Step 3: <mission ask>

    Step 4: <mission accept> - for all 4 missions
    ** You have begun the mission 'Kill Huntor' **.
    ** You have begun the mission 'Kill Magmanamus' **.
    ** You have begun the mission 'Kill Peltra' **.
    ** You have begun the mission 'Kill Rasslor' **.

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    Name : Kill Huntor
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    Description : You'll need to be prepared to finish off the Huntor as The Commander has requested you to do. The Huntor is a fiendishly clever opponent with lots of gadgets and gizmos at his disposal. He's hot on the trail of Monkey so you need to hurry!
    -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=PROGRESS-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
    Kill Huntor                            : 0/1
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    Name : Kill Magmanamus
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    Description : Hidden somewhere on the space station is the evil being known as Magmanamus. Seek him out and end him before he gets a chance to burn Monkey to a crisp! Magmanamus is a giant lava being, so things might get hot!
    -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=PROGRESS-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
    Kill Magmanamus                        : 0/1
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    Name : Kill Peltra
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    Description : The Commander has tasked you with entering the space station to find, and kill the evil Peltra before she can capture Monkey and skin him alive!
    -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=PROGRESS-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
    Kill Tanner                            : 0/1
    Kill Skinner                           : 0/1
    Kill Peltra                            : 0/1
    -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
                            

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    Name : Kill Rasslor
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    Description : The Commander has ordered you to kill the incredibly beefy Rasslor before he can find Monkey! Be careful, Rasslor has single handedly dispatched the entire Justice Friends without breaking a sweat!
    -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=PROGRESS-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
    Kill Promotor                          : 0/1
    Kill Rasslor                           : 0/1
    -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
                            

    Step 5: <enter cockpit, 4n, search ceiling duct, u, kill magmanamus>
      913k : Magmanamus


    Step 6: <d, 4n, search ring, kill promotor>
      602k : Promotor


    Step 7: As Promotor dies, Rasslor appears. <kill rasslor>
      1.1m : Rasslor


    Step 8: <4s, 4w, search crates, kill tanner>
      378k : Tanner


    Step 9: As soon as you kill Tanner, Skinner will appear and is aggressive. <kill skinner>
      867k : Skinner


    Step 10: Once Skinner dies, Peltra will also appear - <kill peltra>
      1.1m : Peltra


    Step 11: <8e, search netting, kill huntor>
      847k : Huntor


    Step 12: <4w, 4s, enter cockpit, mission return>
    You tell A TV Screen Showing The Commander that you've finished the mission.
    The Commander says: The Commander says: You've done us a great service, and I'm sure Monkey appreciates it. One less group of scum challenges Global Security.

    Congratulations! You have completed the mission 'Kill Peltra'.
    You have been awarded 1000000 xp for your efforts.
    You have been awarded 200 reputation with the Global Security faction for your efforts.
    Your reputation with Global Security has increased.
    You have been awarded 2 cha for your efforts.

    The Commander says: You've done us a great service, and I'm sure Monkey appreciates it. One less group of scum challenges Global Security.

    Congratulations! You have completed the mission 'Kill Rasslor'.
    You have been awarded 1000000 xp for your efforts.
    You have been awarded 200 reputation with the Global Security faction for your efforts.
    Your reputation with Global Security has increased.
    You have been awarded 2 str for your efforts.

    The Commander says: Huntor has plagued many planets seeking trophies to fill his base. You have helped a great many species today, all of whom owe you a debt of gratitude.

    Congratulations! You have completed the mission 'Kill Huntor'.
    You have been awarded 1000000 xp for your efforts.
    You have been awarded 200 reputation with the Global Security faction for your efforts.
    Your reputation with Global Security has increased.
    You have been awarded 2 wis for your efforts.

    The Commander says: By killing Magmanamus you've managed to cool the situation, pardon the pun, and done a great service for us at Global Security.

    Congratulations! You have completed the mission 'Kill Magmanamus'.
    You have been awarded 1000000 xp for your efforts.
    You have been awarded 200 reputation with the Global Security faction for your efforts.
    Your reputation with Global Security has increased.
    You have been awarded 2 con for your efforts.
    DONE!

    To get back to Chaos:
    <press button, e, u, sw, e, input exit, w, s, 2w, d, 2e, n, enter door> and you'll be dropped off somewhere random inside Chaos

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    -=[ Happy Ed's Chinchilla Farm ]=-

    Map of Happy Ed's Chinchilla Farm Mission Giver: Manager

    Mission:
  • Chinchilla Fur Hunter


  • Directions for Mission:

    From Chaos:
    Step 1: Locate the Manager - <5e, 5n, enter>

    Step 2: <mission ask>

    Step 3: <mission accept>
    ** You have begun the mission 'Chinchilla Fur Hunter **.

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    Name : Chinchilla Fur Hunter
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    Description : The manager whispers: Hey ... you there! If you can keep it quiet, I really need some of these chinchilla furs! My boss is so cheap he won't let me have any, and to be honest the only reason I'm working here is so that I can get my own furs to make a hat! I'll need 6 chinchilla furs to make a nice hat. Can you go get them for me?
    -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=PROGRESS-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
    Get Chinchilla Fur                     : 0/6
    -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
                            

    Step 4: Leave the Manager's Office and start killing chinchilla's - <out>

    Step 5: Roam the area, making sure to kill the chinchillas. Make sure that once you obtain a fur, use the mission store command - <mission store [num] <what>> - stashes an item for a mission. If this is the only mission you've accepted, example would be <mission store 1 fur>, and repeat that for each fur you acquire.

    Step 6: Once you've obtained all items and stored them, return to Manager - (far northeast corner of the area) <enter; mission return>
    You tell Manager that you've finished the mission.
    Congratulations! You have completed the mission 'Chinchilla Fur Hunter'.

    You have been awarded 5000 xp for your efforts.

    You have been awarded 250 coins for your efforts.
    DONE!

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    -=[ Happy Ed's Chinchilla Farm 2.0 ]=-

    Map of Happy Ed's Chinchilla Farm Mission Giver: Manager

    Mission:
  • Kayos Fur Hunter


  • Directions for Mission:

    From Chaos:
    Step 1: Locate the Manager - <5e, 5n, enter>

    Step 2: <mission ask>

    Step 3: <mission accept>
    ** You have begun the mission 'Kayos Chinchilla Furs! **.

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    Name : Kayos Chinchilla Furs!
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    Description : The manager whispers: Hey ... you there! If you can keep it quiet, I really need some of these chinchilla furs! My boss is so cheap he won't let me have any, and to be honest, the only reason I took this job is so that I can get my own furs to make some clothing! If you get me four chinchilla furs - one from each of those freaky chinchillas, then I can make you a cloak that will knock your socks off!
    -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=PROGRESS-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
    Get Baby Chinchilla Fur                : 0/1
    Get Young Chinchilla Fur               : 0/1
    Get Adult Chinchilla Fur               : 0/1
    Get Old Chinchilla Fur                 : 0/1
    -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
                            

    Step 4: Leave the Manager's Office and start killing chinchilla's - <out>

    Step 5: Unwield your weapon, as this can potentiallly ruin the fur and you won't be able to store it for the mission. Roam the area, killing one of each type of chinchilla. Make sure that once you obtain a fur, use the mission store command - <mission store [num] <what>> - stashes an item for a mission. If this is the only mission you've accepted, example would be <mission store 1 fur>, and repeat that for each fur you acquire.

    Step 6: Once you've obtained all items and stored them, return to Manager - (far northeast corner of the area) <enter; mission return>
    You tell Manager that you've finished the mission.
    Congratulations! You have completed the mission 'Chinchilla Fur Hunter'.

    You have been awarded ? for your efforts.
    DONE!

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    -=[ Down with Duergar! ]=-

    No map available yet. Mission Giver: Guard Gaptain

    Missions:
  • Down with Duergar!


  • Directions for Mission:

    From Fantasy:
    Step 1: Locate the Guard Captain (once you've entered the area from Rabbit Fields) - <3d, 3s>

    Step 2: <mission ask>

    Step 3: <mission accept>
    ** You have begun the mission 'Down with Duergar!' **.

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    Name : Down with Duergar!
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    Description : The Drow Captain has asked you to slaughter 10 Duergar for fe dar Shad.
    -=-=-=-=-=-=PROGRESS-=-=-=-=-=-=
    Kill Duergar              : 0/10
    -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
                            

    Step 4: to be continued....

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    -=[ Tower of Zalasta ]=-

    Map of Scorpion Caves Mission Giver: Zalasta

    Missions:
  • Zalasta's Test of Strength


  • Directions for Mission:

    From Fantasy:
    Step 1: Locate Zalasta - <portal, 7w, 6s, 4w, 2s, enter, say zalasta, 3u, s>

    Step 2: <mission ask>

    Step 3: <mission accept>
    ** You have begun the mission 'Zalasta's Test of Strength' **.

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    Name : Zalasta's Test of Strength
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    Description : Zalasta says: 'Let's get down to business. I often need spell components that are rare or dangerous to collect. That's why I am talking to you right now. What I need from you is to head into the desert to collect several scorpion stingers for me. I'll also need one from the scorpion queen, as her venom is much more potent. Hint : This mission takes place in the 'Scorpion Caves' area by Skeet.
    -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=PROGRESS-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
    Get A scorpion's stinger               : 0/8
    Get A large scorpion's stinger         : 0/1
    -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
                            

    Step 4: Locate the Scorpion Caves - <n, 4d, out, 5n, 4e, 3n, 5w, leave, 11w, enter>

    Step 5: Roam the area, making sure to kill the scorpions and the queen. Make sure that once you obtain a stinger, use the mission store command - <mission store [num] <what>> - stashes an item for a mission. If this is the only mission you've accepted, example would be <mission store 1 stinger>, and repeat that for each stinger you acquire.

    Step 6: Once you've obtained all items and stored them, return to Zalasta - (directions from Scorpion Cave entrance) <leave, 11e, enter, 5e, 3s, 4w, 5s, enter, say zalasta, 3u, s, mission return>
    You tell The Zalasta that you've finished the mission.
    Congratulations! You have completed the mission 'Zalasta's Test of Strength'.

    You have been awarded 3000 xp for your efforts.

    You have been awarded 250 coins for your efforts.
    DONE!

    Optional: you can continue missions with Zalasta. The next mission offered will be 'A Minor Inconvenience'

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    -=[ Tower of Zalasta ]=-

    No map available yet. Mission Giver: Zalasta

    Missions:
  • A Minor Inconvenience


  • Directions for Mission:

    From Fantasy:
    Step 1: Locate Zalasta - <portal, 7w, 6s, 4w, 2s, enter, say zalasta, 3u, s>

    Step 2: <mission ask>

    Step 3: <mission accept>
    ** You have begun the mission 'A Minor Inconvenience **.

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    Name : A Minor Inconvenience
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    Description : Zalasta says: 'So you want to work for me? Fine, let's see what you can do. In the plains north of the city is a garrison filled with soldiers who have confounded my plans. Don't let their unassuming nature fool you - they have continually placed themselves between me and my objectives to rebuild this world. I need you to take them out, once and for all. Hint : This mission takes place in the 'Garrison' area by Vlad. You can find it north of Wayhaven.
    -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=PROGRESS-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
    Kill A soldier                        : 0/10
    Kill Sergeant                         : 0/1
    Kill Lieutenant                       : 0/1
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    Step 4: Locate the Garrison - <n, 4d, out, 5n, 4e, 3n, 5w, leave, 8n, 4e>

    Step 5: Step 6: Once you've killed the requested targets, return to Zalasta - (directions from Garrison entrance) <4w, 8s, enter, say zalasta, 3u, s, mission return>
    You tell The Zalasta that you've finished the mission.
    Congratulations! You have completed the mission 'A Minor Inconvenience'.

    DONE!

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    -=[ Eliminate the Competition ]=-

    Map of Grocery Store Mission Giver: Toucan Sam

    Missions:
  • Eliminate the Competition
  • Directions for Mission:

    From Chaos:
    Step 1: Locate Toucan Sam - <enter; 3n>

    Step 2: <mission ask>

    Step 3: <mission accept>
    ** You have begun the mission 'Eliminate the Competition!' **.

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    Name : Eliminate the Competition!
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    Description : Toucan Sam shrieks: 'I WANT THEM ALL DEAD! ALL OF THEM! I don't want anything left! He's not even a real Captain! That's why he calls himself 'Cap'n'! He's a threat to my business and I WANT HIM AND HIS FRIENDS GONE AND BURIED AND GONE!!'
    Hint : This mission takes place in the 'Cap'n Crunch' area by Santiago. Look for a silver spoon to take you there.
    -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=PROGRESS-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
    Kill Harry S. Hippo                    : 0/1
    Kill Smedley the Elephant              : 0/1
    Kill Seadog                            : 0/1
    Kill Cap'n Horatio Crunch              : 0/1
    -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
                            

    Step 4: ≤e; 3s; 3w; s; u; slide spoon; boat; say crunch> . . . wait

    Step 5: Now you're on the boat, explore and kill until your 'hit-list' is complete.

    Step 6: Once you've completed your list, head to the front of the ship - <steer; plank; jump; w; nw; enter basket; d; n; 3e; 3n; w>

    Step 6: <mission return>

    Congratulations! You have completed the mission 'Eliminate the Competition!'. You have been awarded 20000 xp for your efforts. You have been awarded 2000 coins for your efforts.


    Return to Chaos: <e; 3s; vortex>

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    -=[ Investigate the Disurbance ]=-

    No map available. Mission Giver: Merribeth, Priestess of Gaia

    Missions:
  • Investigate the Disurbance


  • Directions for Mission:

    From Fantasy:
    Step 1: Locate Merribeth - <portal; 7w; 3s; 4e>

    Step 2: <mission ask>

    Step 3: <mission accept>
    ** You have begun the mission 'Investigate the Disurbance' **.

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    -=[ Sentimental Reasons ]=-

    Mission Giver: Butch Coolidge

    Missions:
  • For Sentimental Reasons


  • Directions for Mission:

    From Chaos:
    Step 1: Go to Pulp Fiction - <enter; 3e; 2s; 2e; s; 2w; buy 3; theatre; n; sit on couch> - You start the area just inside the entrance of Apartment 1.

    Step 2: Locate Butch - <leave; n; e; 6s; e; s; enter; d; mission ask; mission accept>

    ** You have begun the mission 'Sentimental Reasons' **.

    -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
    Name : For Sentimental Reasons
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    Description : Butch says: My simple-minded girlfriend, Fabienne, was supposed to pick up my Gold Watch from my apartment before I ripped off Marsellus. Unfortunately, she forgot to get it and I ran into Marsellus before I could retrieve it myself. Perhaps you can retrieve the watch for me.
    Hint : Don't forget to type 'mission store watch' after you get the watch.
    -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=PROGRESS-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
    Return Butch's Gold Watch to him       : 0/1
    -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
                            

    Step 3: <u; n; w; n; w; enter>

    Step 4: <w; u; e; 2n; open west door; 2w; search space>

    Step 5: <mission store watch>

    Step 6: <2e; open door; 2s; w; d; e; leave; e; s; e; s; enter; d; mission return>

    You tell Butch Coolidge that you've finished the mission.

    Butch takes the Gold Watch from you and safely packs it away.

    Butch says: I'm so glad you got my watch. If I told you about the the places that watch has been, you wouldn't believe me. Here's some extra cash for your troubles. If you are interested, I could still use some more help...

    Congratulations! You have completed the mission 'For Sentimental Reasons'.

    You have been awarded 2000 coins for your efforts.

    DONE!

    Optional: you can continue missions with Zalasta. The next mission offered will be 'A Minor Inconvenience'

    -=-=-=-=-=-= MISSION INFO -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
    Name : Poisoned Apples
    Description : Butch says: This has been without a doubt the single weirdest fucking day of my life! I could really use a smoke right now but Sally LeRoy's was out of my brand. If you run across a pack of Red Apple Cigarettes, could you bring them back to me? I need something to calm my nerves...
    Hint : Don't forget to type 'mission store cigarettes' after you get the cigarettes.

    -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=PROGRESS-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
    Get Butch some Red Apple Cigarettes : 0/1
    -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

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    -=[ Missions by Major Henkey, PhD ]=-

    No map available. Mission Giver: Major Henkey, PhD

    Missions:
  • Rescue a Good Friend
  • The Science of Voodoo
  • Pittsburgh Cleanup

  • Directions for Mission:

    coming soon

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    -=[ Dungeon (scales) - 3K Wiki - Marble Area ]=-

    Mission Giver: Papa Smurf

    Missions:
  • Death to Gargamel!


  • Directions for Mission:

    From Chaos:
    Step 1: <enter; e; 4s>

    Step 2: <mission ask>

    You ask The Papa Smurf if you can help out.

    You have been offered the mission 'Death to Gargamel!'.


    Step 3: <mission accept>

    ** You have begun the mission 'Death to Gargamel!' **.


    -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
    Name : Death to Gargamel!
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    Description : Papa Smurf sizes you up, nods briefly, then approaches you with a wide grin. 'Some people think we're all cuddles and snuggles and friendly happy thoughts, but the truth is if you cross us enough times we will come after you with a vengeance. One such individual has proven that he simply will not give up in his quest to eat us or turn us into gold, or something. We need to make sure that this individual does not cause us any more harm. DEATH TO GARGAMEL!!'
    -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=PROGRESS-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
    Kill A very large rat                  : 0/9
    Kill A large furry spider              : 0/6
    Kill Azrael                            : 0/1
    Kill Gargamel                          : 0/1
    -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
                            

    Step 4: Go to Gargamel's castle - <s; 2e; 8s; enter>

    Step 5: Go into each and every room, killing the spiders, rats, Azrael, and Gargamel.

    Step 6: Once you've finished killing each one on the list, locate Gargamel's room - <out; 2s>

    Step 7: <mission return>

    You tell Papa Smurf that you've finished the mission. Congratulations! You have completed the mission 'Death to Gargamel!'. You have been awarded 15000 xp for your efforts. You have been awarded 1000 coins for your efforts.


    Return to Chaos: <4n; w; vortex>

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